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ATTENTION LSU STUDENTS: Sadly, we can no longer afford to print the CD as a weekly newspaper, due to the inability to convince local advertisers to switch from the other two local papers and take a chance with ours. Ah, well. However, we will print up whenever we can (A.K.A. - whenever we can find the occasional nice sponsors). So if you want your weekly dosage of funny stuff, you'll have to settle for what is on this website. Also, we'll keep posting LSU-related articles here from time to time, so check back often. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW US: The Campus Dirt is a humor newspaper that is distributed weekly at Louisiana State University. Completely produced by Studio 8, The Campus Dirt includes satirical articles, games, letters to and from the editor, classifieds, and much more. Click below to read through the issues. They're in PDF format, so you'll need Adobe Acrobat Reader, which can be gotten quickly and freely here. For ordering information on the print version of The Campus Dirt, e-mail us at brock@studio8.net.
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Issue 1
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LSU's new mascot, a new newspaper, an
introduction to Fannie Beenerface, Hulk Hogan's donut shoppe, a Pokemon's
vacation, a freshman pops her cherry, our first editor speaks, people offer
advice for our first issue, and a slew of other features. - Issue 7 - "Collector's Issue" - Cancelled classes, we beat up some other local papers, an old nuts editor, stupid dogs, Kurt Loder, the Rebel Flag debate, etc. - Issue 8 - The Chancellor's naughtiness, a royal child's conception, Manuelle's debut, Doctor Editor, Target, a new comic, and more. - Issue 9 - "Scary Issue" - A spooky story, a cut-out mask, Manuelle's Mantasy, Voodoo, Killer Candy, fat people united against us, etc. - Issue 10 - "Triumphant Return Issue" - Fannie saves the day, Fannie ruins the day, Manuelle's newest mantasy, Happiness, Jar Jar Binks vs. Shrek, a few surprises, and 50% less ads! - Issue 11 - LSU's low admission standards, Tigerland takes a beating, our one-year anniversary celebration, Fannie's summertime blues, school supplies, and our first-time color issue! |
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The below articles were printed up in another LSU newspaper
before we started up our own. They tricked a lot of people and
caused quite a stir on campus. If you choose to read them here,
please do us a favor and believe everything you read with all of
your heart. Some of these were actually never in print, but they
are here now. Whatever. Fraternity War Rages On, Tigerland Gets Ready to Roar LSU Chancellor: “I Ain’t Taking No More Crap No More!” LSU Astronomy Professor Suspended for Mooning Students
Britney Spears to Attend LSU Next Fall ‘Going Out’ Officially the Only Thing to Do in Baton Rouge Stupid Guy Believes Campus Dirt Articles Kirby-Smith Residents Use Elevators as Bathrooms Marijuana Growing on LSU’s Parade Grounds? New Scholarships Available to All Students LSU Students Must Buy New ID Cards Rec Center Chancellor Declares 'Time For a Change' LSU Professor Giving Up on Students Cane's Introduces New Low Fat Menu Nick Saban Ordered to Work in Union Football Tickets Sold Out, Pandemonium to Ensue Classes Cancelled This Friday for Some Reason Aaron Carter and Lil’ Bow Wow to Head Groovin’ on the Grounds Coates Bathroom a Nice Hangout Say Local Perverts Kid Rock to Speak at LSU Geology Convention LSU Beach the Top Spring Break Spot in Baton Rouge Campus Dirt Adds Exciting New Features Spring 2002 to Include New Courses UPC to Host ‘Pack the PMAC with Mac’ Student Senate to Host Pizza Party For No Reason Sorority Designs T-shirt to Commemorate Event Owner of Tiger Bar Dead at Age 38
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