Some articles can't be as long as others. Thus, they must exist as Shorts. It's Mother Nature's choice, not ours, so stop bellyaching about it. There's nothing you can do about it except read the Shorts and laugh at them and pretend that they were really longer than they were. Maybe you can read the Short twice and it will seem like an article of regular length. Anyway, hopefully these will make you smile or giggle or all three.

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