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I Pierced My Lip in Hopes of More Easily Sparking Conversations About Myself

     “Hello, my name is Craig. What’s your major? I’m still undecided. Gonna be a junior, I think. What? Oh, okay. Nice meeting you. Later.”

     “Hey, what’s up, I’m Craig. What’s your major? I’m undecided. Oh, this lip ring? No, it didn’t hurt. I got that a few weeks back in Panama. Yeah, I had to clean it a lot at first, but it was pretty much worth it.”

     Do you see the difference in the above two conversations? The first one, that was the old me. I was boring, dull, and not fun to talk to. The second conversation (you know the one where I totally had that chick wanting me?), that’s the new me. I got my lip pierced and now I can totally hit on any chick I want.

     Watch this.

     “Hey, girly, what’s going on? My name is Craig and I am very pleased to meet you. Did you notice my lip ring? It’s right here in my lip. Yeah, people said it hurts, but I guess I am just a little bit tougher than your average Joe cause I didn’t squeal at all.  Yeah, I know it’s pretty cool. No, my name is Craig. You want me to take out my lip ring because it looks real stupid? Ok, fine.”

This article was written by Terp.
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