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This Cruise Control Really Helps Me Concentrate on Butterfly Kisses
Baby, in our
old Buick, we never had this luxury. On long road trips, we had to
sit all the way across from each other, unable to convey our
emotions to each other. But ever since we splurged and purchased our new
Tracer, I've been able to concentrate on things besides the road. I
can concentrate on molesting you to death with little butterfly
kisses!
Go ahead, you
can lean over here and I can put my arm around you. Now that we have
the power of cruise control, I am free to concentrate on your
beautiful eyebrows and eyelashes. Sometimes I get so excited that I would be
willing to pull this car over and butterfly kiss you 'til the sun
comes up!
But that would
be silly, right? Why pull over when we have this cruise control?
We can flitter and flutter on each other's faces like nobody's
business...while speeding down the freeway at 88 MPH!
Come
here, girl. This butterfly kiss is for you!
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