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This Cruise Control Really Helps Me Concentrate on Butterfly Kisses

      Baby, in our old Buick, we never had this luxury. On long road trips, we had to sit all the way across from each other, unable to convey our emotions to each other. But ever since we splurged and purchased our new Tracer, I've been able to concentrate on things besides the road. I can concentrate on molesting you to death with little butterfly kisses!

      Go ahead, you can lean over here and I can put my arm around you. Now that we have the power of cruise control, I am free to concentrate on your beautiful eyebrows and eyelashes. Sometimes I get so excited that I would be willing to pull this car over and butterfly kiss you 'til the sun comes up!

      But that would be silly, right? Why pull over when we have this cruise control? We can flitter and flutter on each other's faces like nobody's business...while speeding down the freeway at 88 MPH!

      Come here, girl. This butterfly kiss is for you!


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