Name: Benjamin Kwaffel

Age: Sweet 17!

Occupation: Full-time Student (arggh!)

Location: Brousler Town High, San Jersey

Hobbies: Practicing smiles, customizing smiles for certain situations, browning my own nose, being bashful, thinking of funny ways to clap my hands, cleaning up after myself at the movie theatre, earning cash the good ole' fashioned way,

NOW FOR THE PREVIEW:

     Nobody's life is perfect, so I am definitely not claiming that mine is. No matter how tight your grip is on something, that something will always let itself loose. That's a lesson I learned over the past two months. Due to many unfortunate instances and events, I have been forced to find new friends. Perhaps the hardest part of making new friends is getting those people to want to talk to you or hang out with you...

     Naturally, the first place that I looked for new friends was at school. Unfortunately, I have a reputation at school for being "creepy" and "weird" and also for "not understanding how to be cool or fun." If you ask me, maybe my school needs to be turned upside down! Well, Ben ain't no "Incredible Hulk" but this is some lifting I could definitely get used to! I'm also not green and I don't have any comic books written about me!

     While I may not be good at having a lot of friends, I think I am fairly skilled in getting friends. For instance, I know that guys like when you look up to them and that girls like for you to just straight up look at them. I also know that there is a fine line between these things and there is also a big difference between them, so I always keep that in mind.

     I have my eyes set on a few special people for my new friends, and believe me when I explain to you that these people are more than capable of handling mature relationships. They are smart and talk to me every day and I'm talking about some of my teachers at school! Particularly Ms. Saltamachia! Yowza Wonk Wonk! ( -->)

    And don't be surprised if a few miscellaneous objects find their way in the top 5 - that's because I've truly learned that value is always taken for granted. Some of my better moments have been with a video game controller in my hand, or a telescope in my eye. You just never know with me, I guess!  

What happened to the oldies? Well, in this event these oldies aren't goodies...
As you know from my birthday party report, Rocketship has passed, and that's because of James. James is always so hard on me because I was good friends with Kyle. Kyle has been acting freaking weird lately and I have caught my own mother having coffee with him on several occasions. What is up with Kyle? Mom, do you have anything to say for yourself? As of this moment in time, I am absolutely disgusted with you all and I hope to never have to write anything about any of you ever again!

* Note: Normally I take many considerations into account when figuring out who will be among the elite group of my Top 5 Friends. I consider things like: what this person has done for me lately, how this person has affected others whom I consider friends of mine, and also I consider their previous status within my ranking system. However, this time, the most important factor will be who even wants to be my friend...

You heard that right! I am currently seeking new friends for my new top 5 list! Just head here and make a post and I'll be meeting with you soon!

This article was written by Terp.
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