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Benjamin Kwaffel Presents...
Name: Benjamin Kwaffel
Age: 16 (17 in one month!)
Occupation: Student
Location: Brousler Town High, San Jersey
Hobbies: Sock puppets, building castles, baseball cards,
hockey cards, being erotic, red shoe diaries, watching mom apply
lipstick in the car on way to school, and wishing I lived somewhere
else.
Above: This is the handsome face of me, Benjamin Kwaffel! I trust you
all not to drool all over the place!
Looks like I'm still here! The relationship between myself and
Steedo8.org has reached month #3! I'm just as happy to be here as I'm
sure you are to be checking out what's happening in my life! I know
this is probably a fact because I got an email from one of you out
there in cyberspace!
While it feels good to have a fan or two, I
must stay focused and not let my head get any bigger (it's already
round enough according to James the football player)
#3 - Sarah - Sarah always seems to be there for me. I'm starting to get what I sometimes call a "smash" for her.
(It's like a crush, but not as intense - get it?) Sarah, if you are
reading this, DO NOT freak out, I'm only kidding girl. Last week, my
I.D. card was missing and I was freaking out because I have all my
meals on it. Without that card, I starve at lunch! Anyway, I was
moping around pretty sad and hungry, and who do I see surrounded by a
bunch of large pizzas? Sarah! And
she even offered me some of it! The best part was that she had my
I.D.! It was in her purse! I never asked her where she found it
because if there is anything I've learned, it's that you never bite
the hand that feeds you.Last Month: #3 ( - )
Last Month: unranked ( N/A ) 
#1 - Kyle - Wow! Two months in a row, Kyle stands at the top of the rankings! You'll never believe the joke he pulled this time. I'm sure you remember his retarded little brother Stacy, right? Well, get this - Stacy was looking for something to eat and Kyle took his candy bar stash and hid it inside the toilet. Then he put a terd on it! I guess you have to know what happened next! Talk about humorous!Last Month: #1 ( - ) This month's list, as you can most likely tell, was definitely a doozy. I feel as though my top 5 is starting to garner a little bit of prestige, so my feelings would not be damaged if any of you people want to become my friend, too! Please! No, really! I don't mind! * Note: I take many considerations into account when figuring out who will be among the elite group of my Top 5 Friends. I consider things like: what this person has done for me lately, how this person has affected others whom I consider friends of mine, and also I consider their previous status within my ranking system.
This article was written
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Terp.
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my top 5,
but that does not mean that something drastic has happened
between us. It's just that I haven't been home much to hang out with
him and you'll soon find out why!
#4 -
James -
Now, even if you are one
of those types who suspect the
most un-suspecting things, this one has got to throw you for a loop.
Get this - James, the star running back for our football team (take
state!) has asked me to hang out with him for the past three nights in
a row! Of course, I can't get into the bars he gets into because I'm
not 18 yet, but it's still great hanging out in the parking lot
waiting for him and his friends to get back. A+ for you, James!
#2 -
Mac -
Welcome to the top 5, Mac! I know you've been checking
this list to see when you would make it. That's
actually the main reason that you've made it this far! Not to mention
you are very honest and are full of integrity. Those are some
qualities that I can definitely invest in! ;) Everyone, don't be
surprised if Mac becomes something of a mainstay on this top 5!