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Holy Cow! It's
ANOTHER BIG look at More Summer Big Dog T's!
With the biggest BIG DOG of them all, Samuel "Big
Dog" Booksie
I
bet I didn't tell you
last time that I would be hitting you back
with even more Big Dog Merch! A WOOF WOOF, you better believe it, baby!
Truth is, there is much more Big Dog to be had, much more than meets
the eye! Just think about the shirt meeting the torso! Now that's what
a Big Dog is all about!
I know you didn't come back around to
listen to me talk and talk. You came back here to feast your eyes upon some
Big Dog T's! With that fact in hand (or should I say paw?), let's get down and
dirty! The dirtier the dog gets, the longer his bath is! The longer his bath is,
the more he'll scamper around the living room sofa to let loose some of that
refreshing H2O! My wife hates when I do that, but who cares?
T-Shirt 1:
Everyone is Entitled To My OPINION!
A little bit of sass never hurt anyone...or did
it?
One of my fave parts of this T is the subtleness of the classic Big Dog logo at
the bottom. In this day and age of incredibly picturesque graphics and witty
phrases, sometimes the classics get thrown out the window like this morning's
double cheeseburger. Luckily for us, the fans, the Big Dog designers are level-headed enough to remind us of yesteryear. Remind yourself and your friends
with this T!
Will I get this shirt? Yes.
 T-Shirt 2: Big
Dog's LAVA LOUNGE "Ready to Blow"
I seriously doubt I will ever travel to a tropical
island or to a volcano, but I would love to just to see how many other
Big Dog fans might be "barking" around. I thought of a good
slogan while trying on this shirt the other day. It goes something
like, "You might get hot in this shirt, but at least you're
hotter than that volcano." Well, it was something like that!
Maybe I'm better at wearing the T's than advertising them! The fact
remains that you should get this one!
Will I get this shirt? I would "lava" to!
T-Shirt 3: Harry Pawter and the
Prisoner of the
AZKABONE
I remember when this movie was ultra-hot and everyone
had to get their own ticket. I felt a little left-out that morning
when I decided to go and wait in line at the Big Dog store! Yeah,
there weren't many people there (except for a few early-bird
employees, who I think have to take the bus to work), but can you
guess who got this shirt first? None other than me! I picked up a few
copies for some poor-looking kids at the local theatre and tried to pass them out,
but I was mostly ignored. I've heard of teenagers rebelling, but
pre-teens? I guess there is a first time for everything, and I also
guess they don't really like when I try to force them to try on big
Dog merch! Oh well, more for me!
Will I get this shirt? Done and done!
T-Shirt 4: Life is FULL OF CHOICES
I admit, this isn't my favorite Big Dog shirt. It's my fourth
favorite!
What I'd really like to do is buy a nice stock of these shirts and feed 'em to
my boys on game day...although it might induce an argument of its own: What
to watch?!? Given the fact that there is a remote control in the
picture, it's natural to wonder who will get the remote. And the person with
the remote has the most power, right? And the person with the most power is
the BIGGEST Big Dog of them ALL! Yeah!!! (Is watching television considered a
sport now, too? It must be!)
Will I get this shirt? I have to!
T-Shirt
5: You're Fired!
You don't want to mess with a guy wearing this shirt! I
think a good joke would be to wear so many Big Dog shirts to important work
meetings that your boss threatens to fire you. Then, when he says, "Big
Dog Booksie, if you wear one more Big Dog shirt to an important meeting,
you're fired." Then guess which one I wear? You guessed it, buckwheat.
This one! You can steal my idea, as long as you shout out that "Booksie sent ya,"
on the way out the door! Growl!
Will I get this shirt? Been there, done that.
Collecting the unemployment check.
T-Shirt 6: Born to Save Lives
I wasn't raised to commit myself into a program
like the firefighters or the policemen. But some people were and
they deserve to be honored! The best way for me to honor them would be by
wearing this T as often as possible...even if it means not washing it!
Even when dirty and full of holes, this shirt would make me feel almost half as proud as
that pup in the middle of that badge! Always remember this, though:
You don't pet a proud pup - just let him be! (Unless you want to be
the owner of a couple of teeth marks!) Lord knows I've had my fair
share of rabies shots.
Will I get this shirt? Hell yes!
 T-Shirt
7: If You Can't TEACH With the BIG DOGS, STAY OUT OF THE
CLASSROOM!
Tell you what - if any of my son's teachers
want to give him a good grade on his next test, I might have a little
consolation prize! Can you guess what it is? Come on, teach, give
little Booksie a B+ on that term paper! Just don't tell the principal
about me slipping you T's under the table, or else I might be giving
out too many! Then what's going to happen when the whole school is
wearing this merch! It might be a Big Dog Revolution!....Hey, not a
bad idea after all!
Will I get this shirt? Yes, you don't even have to ask.
T-Shirt
8: Do
I Look Like A FREAKIN' CAT Person ?
My wife told me I was silly for spending
money on this shirt when I already have the "Do I Look Like a
FREAKIN' People Person?" and the "Do I Look Like a FREAKIN'
Vegetable Person?" T's. I told her she was silly for trying to pin me
down and shove her two cents down my throat. She knew there was
already some BBQ in there! Seriously, I think she is just a little
upset that her new addition to the family (a FREAKIN' cat of all
things) hasn't gotten the warmest of responses. Me and the son
played kitty cat bowling this morning and we loved it! That mere fact
should answer the question this T poses!
Will I get this shirt? You bet your catnip I
will as soon as I can get some money together.
 T-Shirt
9: Grab Your Balls and Let's Go Golfing
What reminds me of my old golfing days? This does,
baby!
My wife got a little upset when I showed her this shirt, but my son
laughed while probably chalking up a few extra points on the Father
Cool Chart. Ha! Tell you what, son - you keep those points coming for
your pops, and I'll keep the coolness coming. Hey, instead of cool
points, how about finding me some golf balls with Big Dogs on them?
Well, they have some on this T. You should be able to find them
somewhere! (Maybe the Big Dog store?)
Will I get this shirt?
I have a feeling that I've already got it.
 T-Shirt
10: Big Dog Dad CONTROL FREAK
How many Big Dog shirts can they make about remote
controls? Not enough! The next thing they should make is a remote
control to change the graphics on the front of the T's! I think my
mind is way beyond today's technology. Maybe I should be a scientist?
Naw, I think they make those guys wear lab coats to work everyday.
Unless they could have lab coats with Big Dog logos on them. See, there I go again, inventing new things by the minute!
I may like remote controls, but I am OUT OF CONTROL!
Will I get this shirt? Get your filthy paws
off that remote and listen!
 T-Shirt
11:
The World Does Revolve Around ME
At first I thought this shirt was made for women,
so I bought it for my wife. As usual, she turned it down and said it
made her look "fat." I thought I would show her the ways of the Big
Dogs, so I went and put this T on. She said I looked "cute" in it,
which ain't what Booksie wants to hear, so I gave it back to her, but
this time I wrapped it up and gave it to her as a present! She put it
on for me, but I think I got her the wrong size (XXXL) because it was too
stretched out. Now I just wear this shirt whenever I go get gas or
something.
Will I get this shirt? I think you've seen me
in it!
Woo, I'm pretty worn out! Maybe I need to
get another hobby? Maybe I should think about doing something more
important and meaningful with my life? Maybe it's time to move on and do
something good for the environment or for my country?
Maybe you should mind your own business and let me be what I was born
to be! A B_G D_G!
FILL IN THE BLANKS YOURSELF!
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