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Stripes the Dog

Stripes
the Dog has got quite the life. Aside from doing his best
to serve his master, Jim, and keeping himself busy looking at things,
he composes articles for Studio8.net, documenting the exciting events
that make up his day. He also knows how to use Instant Messenger and
likes chatting there. You can also find Stripes in the Studio 8 Forums
talking about something that nobody probably cares about.
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Favorite Thing To Do: |
Bark, protect stuff, look at things, help Jim out
around the house. |
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Least Favorite Part of Being Inside: |
Not being outside. |
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Least Favorite
Part of Being Outside: |
Not being inside. |
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Favorite
Treat: |
A dirty sock dipped in cat urine and speckled with his own
smegma and drool. |
A Dog’s Day
I woke up this morning right around the same time I always do, when Jim
gets up for work. I went to my bowl and sat there and pouted a lot until he
gave me some food. I only ate a little bit of the food because I don’t really
like it that much.
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A
Little Bit about Me!
A whoo whoo whoo! Welcome to my first
column on Studio8.net! About a year ago, these guys gave me a try out
here and told
me that if I did a good job, I would get to return. Well here I am and
you can be sure that my tail is wagging to and fro as if there was a
giant bowl of some warm and meaty food substance!
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I Plan on Doing Everything I Can to
Get This Stupid Sweater Off
I don’t
understand clocks, the cycle of daylight and darkness, or any other
methods of telling time, but somehow I knew that this time was coming
– the time when I would be forced to wear the ugliest doggie sweater
in the entire hemisphere!
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