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An
Explanation
Here, Gentleman Brock reveals more about his history, though
the more he tells, the more scared suds2003 becomes. We
are "GentlemanBrock."
GentlemanBrock:
Hello to you, madam.
suds2003:
whoa whoa
GentlemanBrock:
whoa what?
GentlemanBrock:
Is everything all right?
sudds2003:
yeah just the madam and all
that stuff
sudds2003:
its weird
GentlemanBrock:
What is weird?
sudds2003:
just the whole gentleman
thing
GentlemanBrock:
Am I weird?
GentlemanBrock:
How could a gentleman be weird?
sudds2003:
because
GentlemanBrock:
A gentleman is as normal as he can be.
sudds2003:
people dont usually talk
like that
GentlemanBrock:
Well, i always do.
GentlemanBrock:
Would you prefer me to speak in another
fashion?
sudds2003:
no, being yourself is best
sudds2003:
its just crazy
sudds2003:
r u rich?
GentlemanBrock:
Well, I assure you, I am not crazy.
GentlemanBrock:
I have a sizeable amount of money tucked
away here and there.
sudds2003:
a/s/l?
GentlemanBrock:
What does that mean?
sudds2003:
age/sex/loc
GentlemanBrock:
I am quite new to this internet device.
sudds2003:
asl?
GentlemanBrock:
ok
GentlemanBrock:
age/sex/loc
GentlemanBrock:
is that right?
sudds2003:
yes
GentlemanBrock:
What a fun game!
sudds2003:
tell me yours
GentlemanBrock:
ok
GentlemanBrock:
Here goes - a/s/l?
sudds2003:
put ur info in
sudds2003:
like mine is 16/f/washington
GentlemanBrock:
Oh! I get it!
GentlemanBrock:
18/m/Burquard
sudds2003:
where is that?
GentlemanBrock:
Burquard is in Louisiana
sudds2003:
oh
GentlemanBrock:
Which is in the United States of
America.
sudds2003:
u talk like that and you're
from louisiana?
sudds2003:
really?
sudds2003:
Im not dumb
GentlemanBrock:
I never called you "dumb."
GentlemanBrock:
And I haven't realized that I talk
strangely.
sudds2003:
yes Iknow what Louisiana is
GentlemanBrock:
As do I.
sudds2003:
what kind of music do you
like?
GentlemanBrock:
I prefer a good Stankowski concierto,
but I also can listen to a vintage recording of Sammy Sippins country-western
yodelling on occasion.
GentlemanBrock:
And what do you prefer?
sudds2003:
ROCK AND ROLL
sudds2003:
OH YEAH
GentlemanBrock:
I am not familiar with Mr. Rock or Roll,
I'm afraid.
sudds2003:
oh my god
GentlemanBrock:
Are they pleasant to listen to?
sudds2003:
you are going to drive me
mad
GentlemanBrock:
I don't plan on it, madam.
sudds2003:
do you go to a private
school or are you home schooled or what?
GentlemanBrock:
I was educated at St. Alfanzio's Cottage
for Young Masters and Princes.
GentlemanBrock:
And yourself?
sudds2003:
so you're like a smaart guy?
sudds2003:
public
sudds2003:
Im not rich, see
GentlemanBrock:
I am relatively inttelligent.
GentlemanBrock:
pardon the misspelling.
sudds2003:
I understoof
GentlemanBrock:
And my lack of capitalization right
there.
sudds2003:
see
sudds2003:
its a typo
sudds2003:
NO ONE CARES
GentlemanBrock:
I thank you.
GentlemanBrock:
I care.
GentlemanBrock:
Do you think I don't care?
sudds2003:
so you dont know what rock
and roll is?
GentlemanBrock:
As I mentioned earlier, I am not
familiar with them.
sudds2003:
r u kept in a box or what?
GentlemanBrock:
No maam, I am not.
GentlemanBrock:
Are you?
sudds2003:
are you just messing with me
or something cause this is crazy
GentlemanBrock:
I hope it is a comfortable box if you
are.
sudds2003:
No
sudds2003:
oh, a joke
sudds2003:
ha
sudds2003:
what kind of car you drive,
dawg?
GentlemanBrock:
I did not tell a joke.
GentlemanBrock:
Who is "dawg?"
sudds2003:
its a nicname
sudds2003:
like pal
sudds2003:
or friend
GentlemanBrock:
OK, thank you for telling me about that.
GentlemanBrock:
By the way, I drive a dependable BMW
automobile.
GentlemanBrock:
Do you have an automobile?
sudds2003:
I have a car
GentlemanBrock:
That is wonderful.
sudds2003:
I know
sudds2003:
my car kiks your cars ass
GentlemanBrock:
Is it pleasant to drive?
sudds2003:
yeah like a butterfly
GentlemanBrock:
Well, if my car had one of those, it
very well might.
sudds2003:
what are you adressed as at
home?
GentlemanBrock:
I am often called Brock by my friends
and family, though my brother calls me Jack because he cannot pronounce his B's.
sudds2003:
ever heard of Elvis?
GentlemanBrock:
Elvis the famous musician?
sudds2003:
yeah
sudds2003:
what do you call his kind of
music?
GentlemanBrock:
I have not studied his music, I'm sorry.
GentlemanBrock:
I could look it up on the internet if
you wish.
sudds2003:
No
sudds2003:
just listen to him
GentlemanBrock:
I do not have any of his records.
sudds2003:
buy one
sudds2003:
or a CD
GentlemanBrock:
I might do that.
sudds2003:
what do you consiter to be
"casual" clothing
sudds2003:
?
GentlemanBrock:
Oh, I guess a lower-end tuxedo. Perhaps
a rental.
sudds2003:
what do you wear around your
house?
GentlemanBrock:
Right now i am wearing my Anic
double-breasted white tuxedo.
sudds2003:
you are dressed in a Tux to
chat on the internet?
GentlemanBrock:
Yes, I am.
GentlemanBrock:
Is that all right with you?
sudds2003:
why?
sudds2003:
thats fine, but why are you
wearing it?
GentlemanBrock:
A gentleman always dresses up when he is
attending a social function.
sudds2003:
yo know what I am wearing?
sudds2003:
you*
GentlemanBrock:
I can only speculate.
sudds2003:
I have on some Pajama shorts
and the shirt I wore yesterday
GentlemanBrock:
Well, I can continue chatting despite
your clothing choice.
sudds2003:
what do your parents do?
GentlemanBrock:
My father is a breeder of horses and my
mother tends our home.
sudds2003:
oooh
sudds2003:
what kind of horses?
sudds2003:
my family also breeds horses
GentlemanBrock:
He raises mostly Guardian Quarter
Horses, but he has also dabbled in German Sweetlillies.
sudds2003:
hmm
GentlemanBrock:
You are now lost in thought.
sudds2003:
no
sudds2003:
its just an expression
GentlemanBrock:
What does it express?
sudds2003:
where have you been besided
Louisiana?
sudds2003:
just something when you dont
have anythign else to say
GentlemanBrock:
Various states in the surrounding area,
Australia, and Scotland, where I was schooled.
sudds2003:
do you have a picture?
GentlemanBrock:
I do not have one right now, but I am
getting some taken of me very soon by a professional friend of mine.
sudds2003:
hmm
sudds2003:
ok
sudds2003:
what do your shoes look
like?
sudds2003:
r u wearing shoes right now?
GentlemanBrock:
They are black and as shiny as can be.
sudds2003:
can I ask you a question?
GentlemanBrock:
Yes.'
sudds2003:
You're wearing a white tux
with black shoes?
GentlemanBrock:
My white shoes are being professionally
cleaned at the moment.
GentlemanBrock:
It is embarrassing, but i cannot lie.
sudds2003:
how many girls have you
kissed my friend?
GentlemanBrock:
Well, a gentleman does not discuss such
matters with a young lady.
sudds2003:
Im only two years younger
sudds2003:
and I asked
sudds2003:
so I think its ok
GentlemanBrock:
I am getting a little uncomfortable with
where this conversation is headed, but I will continue.
sudds2003:
um why are you
uncomfortable?
GentlemanBrock:
Because I am not used to talking so
openly about sexual endeavors.
sudds2003:
a kiss is not a sexual
endeavor
GentlemanBrock:
If you don't mind me saying, if you
believe that, then you haven't been properly kissed, madam.
sudds2003:
oooh so you have kissed a
girl
sudds2003:
hmm
sudds2003:
how many?
GentlemanBrock:
I refuse to answer that, pardon me.
sudds2003:
ashamed?
GentlemanBrock:
No, but it is improper etiquette.
sudds2003:
oooh ok
sudds2003:
Ive kissed four boys
GentlemanBrock:
You must be proud.
sudds2003:
oh yeah
sudds2003:
so why do u wear tuxes all
the time again?
GentlemanBrock:
Then I am proud, as well.
sudds2003:
well?
GentlemanBrock:
Well, madam?
sudds2003:
why do you wear tuxes all
the time? I forget the reason, sorry
GentlemanBrock:
A tuxedo is the only proper attire for a
gentleman at a social function.
sudds2003:
wouldnt you be more
comfortable in some sweats and a Tee shirt?
GentlemanBrock:
Perhaps so, but I would not look
respectable.
sudds2003:
is there someone there that
can see you?
GentlemanBrock:
Not at the present, no.
GentlemanBrock:
Maybe if our butler were to rudely enter
the room.
sudds2003:
then who are you going to
look bad to?
GentlemanBrock:
A gentleman is prepared for anything.
sudds2003:
you are by far the weirdest
person I have ever met
GentlemanBrock:
That is a strange thing to say.
sudds2003:
you're a strange guy
GentlemanBrock:
Ok, and you are a nice girl.
sudds2003:
what time is it there in
Louisiana?
GentlemanBrock:
It is 3:39 AM.
GentlemanBrock:
I'm sorry.
GentlemanBrock:
3:40 AM.
sudds2003:
Is it acceptable for a
gentlemen to be up at that hour?
GentlemanBrock:
Well, it's not necessarily proper, but I
cannot sleep.
sudds2003:
do your friends act and talk
and dress the same way as you?
GentlemanBrock:
My friends and acquaintances generally
actin in a similar fashion.
sudds2003:
want to see my picture?
sudds2003 wants to directly connect.
sudds2003 is now directly connected.
GentlemanBrock:
Yes I do.
sudds2003:
sudds2003:
now is that acceptable
clothing?
GentlemanBrock:
It is very lovely.
sudds2003:
haha
GentlemanBrock:
What are you lauging at?
sudds2003:
where you going to college,
boy?
sudds2003:
just laughin
GentlemanBrock:
I have not decided yet.
sudds2003:
where do you wanna go?
GentlemanBrock:
Stanford or the Naval Academy.
sudds2003:
you're gunna be eaten alive
in the real world
GentlemanBrock:
How so?
sudds2003:
r u going to wear a tux to
class and around all the time?
GentlemanBrock:
I imagine so.
sudds2003:
NO ONE DOES THAT
GentlemanBrock:
That is what is wrong with America.
sudds2003:
what?
sudds2003:
that not everyone is rich
enough to own Tuxes?
GentlemanBrock:
No one dresses correctly and so no one
respects one another.
GentlemanBrock:
Not everyone is rich, madam.
sudds2003:
You dont think a nice pair
of pants and a nice shirt is good enough to wear in public
sudds2003:
yeah, so how do you expect
people to wear that?
GentlemanBrock:
Not for a gentleman.
sudds2003:
oh come on
GentlemanBrock:
Come on what?
sudds2003:
Cant you be a gentlemen
without being rich and driving fancy cars and wearing fancy clothes and having
butlers wait on you?
GentlemanBrock:
I suppose not.
sudds2003:
seriously?
GentlemanBrock:
I am always serious.
sudds2003:
so the only respectible
people are the ones that can do those things?
sudds2003:
and why are you always
serious?
GentlemanBrock:
A gentleman is serious when he needs to
be, which is all the time.
sudds2003:
so a Gentleman can never
have fun?
GentlemanBrock:
I have a lot of fun.
GentlemanBrock:
I am having some right now.
sudds2003:
oh ok
sudds2003:
IM going to go to sleep
sudds2003:
I have to get up and go to
track in the morning
GentlemanBrock:
I wish you a pleasant sleep.
sudds2003:
Listen to some rock and roll
sudds2003:
please
GentlemanBrock:
Good luck, then.
sudds2003:
thanx
sudds2003:
go to sleep its way late
there
sudds2003 direct connection is closed.
GentlemanBrock:
Goodnight.
sudds2003 signed off at 3:54:33 AM.
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