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A
Gentleman in Need
Gentleman Brock tries to talk to this young lady, hottblond1685, as she tries to
convince him that he is gay.
We are "GentlemanBrock."
GentlemanBrock:
Good afternoon, madam.
hottblond1685:
hey wutz up?
GentlemanBrock:
my name is GentlemanBrock and I
think we need to have a conversation
hottblond1685:
uh aight
GentlemanBrock:
how are you today?
hottblond1685:
im pretty damn good
GentlemanBrock:
That is wonderful to hear.
hottblond1685:
u?
GentlemanBrock:
Oh, I'm doing rather well myself.
GentlemanBrock:
Thank you for asking.
hottblond1685:
That coo
hottblond1685:
no prob hunny
hottblond1685:
so what do ya look like
hottblond1685:
u got a pic?
GentlemanBrock:
I am wearing a tuxedo.
hottblond1685:
oh really that sounds gay
GentlemanBrock:
I am nicely groomed.
hottblond1685:
really
hottblond1685:
that sounds gay 2
GentlemanBrock:
I look very fancy.
GentlemanBrock:
(If you don't mind me saying so.)
hottblond1685:
and y r u so dressed up?
GentlemanBrock:
Why, a gentleman always dresses up
if he is going to a social function.
hottblond1685:
really
GentlemanBrock:
For instance, this chat we are
having.
hottblond1685:
that is a social function?
GentlemanBrock:
Are we not socializing in a pleasant
manner?
GentlemanBrock:
Please excuse my 30% warning.
GentlemanBrock:
It was given to me by a young
gentleman who is not a gentleman, apparently.
hottblond1685:
uh i dont really give a crap
hottblond1685:
sorry
GentlemanBrock:
That is quite a vocabulary you have
there, madam.
GentlemanBrock:
And I forgive you.
GentlemanBrock:
Did I already ask you how you were
doing today?
hottblond1685:
what was his sn i will kindly talk to in a womenly manner and i will give
him a nice luxure on how he shoud be a gentalmen
hottblond1685:
yes u most certainly did
GentlemanBrock:
Would you like to become a gentleman
yourself?
hottblond1685:
no
hottblond1685:
but i will tell him how women would like a gentlemen to act
hottblond1685:
may i ask what was his screen name?
GentlemanBrock:
I respect your reluctance, though I
would not recommend that attitude.
GentlemanBrock:
Brck247
hottblond1685:
ok
GentlemanBrock:
What are you going to tell him?
hottblond1685:
im gonna tell him right on from warning u
GentlemanBrock:
Why would you say that?
hottblond1685:
b/c ur a freak
GentlemanBrock:
I've never been called that before.
GentlemanBrock:
A curr, maybe, or a scoundrel.
GentlemanBrock:
But only in a joking fashion from my
acquaintances.
hottblond1685:
have u ever heard the word BITCH
GentlemanBrock:
I have heard that word uttered from
un-gentlemenly young men, yes.
GentlemanBrock:
And now from a young lady.
hottblond1685:
yeah well im yelling it out to u u fuckin gay BITCH!
hottblond1685:
who wears a tuxido to talk to someone ONLINE?!
GentlemanBrock:
This conversation has taken a rather
nasty turn, I'm afraid.
hottblond1685:
ur also gay arent u?
GentlemanBrock:
If you mean homosexual, no.
hottblond1685:
oh i mean homosexual
GentlemanBrock:
I prefer the company of a lady.
hottblond1685:
cause u actin gay hunny
GentlemanBrock:
I wasn't aware of that.
hottblond1685:
lol!
GentlemanBrock:
Thank you for criticizing me.
hottblond1685:
ur r welcome
hottblond1685:
so r u admiting to that
GentlemanBrock:
Are you angry at me for chatting
with you?
hottblond1685:
no im not "angry with you"
hottblond1685:
i just hate good guyz i like BAD BOYS BAD BOYS FOR LIFE BABY!
GentlemanBrock:
I am as heterosexual as i can be,
madam.
GentlemanBrock:
And I am a good person.
hottblond1685:
well then i dont like u
hottblond1685:
hey i got a ?
GentlemanBrock:
I assume you are a good person, too.
GentlemanBrock:
Ask away.
hottblond1685:
you got a girlfriend?
GentlemanBrock:
At the present, no.
hottblond1685:
NOT SURPRISED!
GentlemanBrock:
I wasn't trying to surprise you.
GentlemanBrock:
I am confused.
hottblond1685:
no see
hottblond1685:
i am surprised u dont have a girlfriend because i couldnt see any one
wanting to go out with a fuckin gay peice of shit like you
GentlemanBrock:
I understand what you mean now.
GentlemanBrock:
Thank you for explaining it.
hottblond1685:
oh ur not welcome
GentlemanBrock:
Well, I haven't been spoken to like
that before.
hottblond1685:
r u like one of those computers that like talk 2 people all the time and
bother them
GentlemanBrock:
(Pardon me.)
GentlemanBrock:
No, madam. I am a human being.
hottblond1685:
quite calling me madam!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
Yes, maam.
hottblond1685:
god call me sumthin besides madam!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
I apologize, but you have not
offered your name to me.
hottblond1685:
ur driving me insane!!!! ur driving me so much insane i would rather have u
call me BITCH! PLEASE!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
I would rather not say that word.
GentlemanBrock:
(If you don't mind.)
hottblond1685:
well to bad i just FUCKIN did
GentlemanBrock:
Madam.
hottblond1685:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
GentlemanBrock:
I will be quiet if that will please
you.
GentlemanBrock:
But I would rather chat than sit in
silence with you.
hottblond1685:
ok ur freaky
GentlemanBrock:
Is that what you wish to discuss?
hottblond1685:
yeah
hottblond1685:
that is what i wish to "discuss"
GentlemanBrock:
That is fine with me.
hottblond1685:
ok
hottblond1685:
i got a ?
GentlemanBrock:
And hopefully I have an answer.
hottblond1685:
ok?
GentlemanBrock:
(A mild joke.) Pardon me.
hottblond1685:
ok well it wasnt funny at all
hottblond1685:
i ahve accually 2 ?s
hottblond1685:
have*
GentlemanBrock:
Go ahead, please.
hottblond1685:
have u EVER like EVER had a girlfriend before?
GentlemanBrock:
I have associated myself with a
number of nice young ladies, yes.
GentlemanBrock:
And your second question....
hottblond1685:
let me guess they were eather your cousins, sisters, they were dead, or were
they onconsous, b/c i could not see any girl wanting to go out wiht a FUCKIN
(oh sorry i used that word again but u just gonna have to live with it u gay
guy) guy like u!
hottblond1685:
and my second ? is
hottblond1685:
well accually its not a ? its more like a comment
hottblond1685:
GET A FUCKIN LIFE!
GentlemanBrock:
OK.
GentlemanBrock:
I surely will take that kindly
advice and search for a life.
GentlemanBrock:
Thank you again for the advisement.
hottblond1685:
oh my god u r a fuckin loser!
GentlemanBrock:
Thank you, madam.
hottblond1685:
ok ur not suposed to thank someone when they say that
hottblond1685:
i swear to god u r gay
GentlemanBrock:
I assure you again that I am not.
hottblond1685:
as in "homosexual"
hottblond1685:
well i fuckin assure u that u fuckin r
GentlemanBrock:
I will take your assurance into
account the next time I question my sexual preferences.
GentlemanBrock:
Thank you.
hottblond1685:
ok so r u gay?
GentlemanBrock:
No, I am not.
hottblond1685:
ok
hottblond1685:
well i am going 2 ask u a ?
GentlemanBrock:
And I do not see why you ask.
GentlemanBrock:
OK.
hottblond1685:
and do u promise to say yes?
GentlemanBrock:
A gentleman always keeps his
promises.
hottblond1685:
ok so will u say yes?
GentlemanBrock:
I promise that I will answer as
truthfully as I can.
hottblond1685:
no u have to say yes?
hottblond1685:
!!!!Q
GentlemanBrock:
And that is all I can promise you.
hottblond1685:
well then im not gonna ask u the ? if ur not gonna say yes
GentlemanBrock:
Then we will move onto another topic
of conversation.
hottblond1685:
nope
GentlemanBrock:
Whatever you wish, madam.
hottblond1685:
we arent movin on to another topic until i ask u the ? and u say YES!
hottblond1685:
AND I ALREGentlemanBrock:
I am nicely groomed.
hottblond1685:
really
AND I ALREADY ASKED YOU TO FUCKIN NOT CALL ME MADAM!!!!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
If you are going to propose marriage
to me, then I can't promise to say yes.
hottblond1685:
so if i propose to u u will say yes?
GentlemanBrock:
But other than that, I will say yes
to your question, if that is the game you wish to play.
hottblond1685:
ok b/c sorry but no one would propose to u
hottblond1685:
ok
hottblond1685:
so u r gonna say yes? right?
GentlemanBrock:
Yes!
hottblond1685:
ok
hottblond1685:
u promised
GentlemanBrock:
Oh, that was a fun game!
hottblond1685:
NO!
hottblond1685:
u r goin to say YES after i asked the ?
hottblond1685:
right?
hottblond1685:
u already said u would
hottblond1685:
u cant lie
GentlemanBrock:
You already asked it I thought.
hottblond1685:
no i didnt
GentlemanBrock:
OK. It's your game.
hottblond1685:
ok
hottblond1685:
here goes my ?
hottblond1685:
get ready to say yes
GentlemanBrock:
Yes.
GentlemanBrock:
Oops.
GentlemanBrock:
Sorry.
hottblond1685:
ok herre goes my ?
hottblond1685:
r u gay?
GentlemanBrock:
Yes.
hottblond1685:
HAHA
hottblond1685:
u just admitted to that
GentlemanBrock:
Is the game over?
hottblond1685:
no one even if they promised to say yes would accually do that uless u were
accually gay!!!
hottblond1685:
even*
GentlemanBrock:
It was more fun the first time.
hottblond1685:
it wanst a fuckin game!
GentlemanBrock:
Oh, it was a trick?
GentlemanBrock:
Quite a trick it was!
hottblond1685:
it wasnt a fuckin trick eather!
hottblond1685:
god i cant stand u i hate u!!!! >:o
hottblond1685:
i hope u die!!! >:o
GentlemanBrock:
I don't hate you.
GentlemanBrock:
I will die one day, I imagine.
hottblond1685:
i hope u burn in hell!!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
Hopefully I will not.
GentlemanBrock:
(In my opinion.)
hottblond1685:
guess wat?
GentlemanBrock:
What?
hottblond1685:
IM THE DEVIL!!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
Well, hello, Devil.
hottblond1685:
hey i got another ?
GentlemanBrock:
Sure.
hottblond1685:
is ur fudge packed?
hottblond1685:
???
GentlemanBrock:
I don't have any fudge, I'm sorry.
hottblond1685:
and how old r u again?
GentlemanBrock:
I am 34 years old.
GentlemanBrock:
And how old are you?
hottblond1685:
do u know what "is ur fugde packed"
means?
GentlemanBrock:
Yes.
hottblond1685:
what does it mean?
GentlemanBrock:
I give up.
hottblond1685:
OMG!
GentlemanBrock:
This is another game that is lacking
in the fun department.
hottblond1685:
its not a game!
GentlemanBrock:
Ok.
GentlemanBrock:
You are still fun, don't get me
wrong.
hottblond1685:
ok and u r GAY!!!!
GentlemanBrock:
You keep saying that.
GentlemanBrock:
Madam.
hottblond1685:
BECAUSE ITS THE THRUTH!
GentlemanBrock:
It has been a great conversation,
but I must be going.
GentlemanBrock:
I am sorry, madam.
hottblond1685:
oh it wasnt great
hottblond1685:
oh u go
GentlemanBrock:
i'm sorry.
hottblond1685:
u go for all i care
GentlemanBrock:
Perhaps we can have another one that
is more fun.
hottblond1685:
NO THANX!
hottblond1685:
i would rather not!
GentlemanBrock:
Then we shall in the future!
GentlemanBrock:
Friend.
hottblond1685:
NO!
GentlemanBrock:
Farewell, my new chum.
GentlemanBrock:
Madam.
hottblond1685:
when will u get it though your fuckin
head i hate u u r gay u r NOT MY FRIEND AND I DONT WANT 2 BE URS SO JUST GET
THE FUCK AWAY
hottblond1685:
AND STOP CALLING ME MADAM!
GentlemanBrock:
I am leaving now, madam.
hottblond1685:
AH SHUT UP!
GentlemanBrock:
I will do that when I leave.
GentlemanBrock:
I haven't left yet.
GentlemanBrock:
But I will.
hottblond1685:
good
GentlemanBrock:
I hope you have a wonderful evening,
madam.
hottblond1685:
oh i wont
hottblond1685:
u ruined it
GentlemanBrock:
Then I will chat longer, if that
will make you happy.
hottblond1685:
NO!
hottblond1685:
u will ruin it even more!
GentlemanBrock:
I want to make it up to you, madam.
hottblond1685:
NO please dont!
GentlemanBrock:
Ok, then I will leave you.
hottblond1685:
shut the fuck up
GentlemanBrock:
I look forward to our next chat.
GentlemanBrock:
Might I have a picture of you to
rememeber you by?
hottblond1685:
nope
GentlemanBrock:
All right.
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