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 Fannie Beenerface is a Studio 8
character who describes herself as a "middle-aged woman with a lot of heart."
Besides that, all we know is that she has 2 stupid sons, Daniel and Dustin, who
she continuously embarrasses, and no job. Mrs. Beenerface has nothing better to do than
write about her boring daily activities, which you can read about on Studio8.net, or in our
newspaper,
The Campus Dirt. Perhaps Fannie will branch out into other areas of entertainment, if
we aren't too lucky. Keep an eye out.
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Favorite Son: |
"Daniel and Dustin
(it's a tie!)" |
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Favorite Sun: |
"The beautiful and
wonderful one that shines down on my sons' terrific smiles each and every
morning!" |
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Least Favorite
Quote from Her Uncle Samford: |
"Fannie, you are
neither a good mother nor a good wife." |
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Least Favorite
Beanie Baby: |
"Trick question!
There is no such thing! Okay, it's Prumples the Kitty Cat, but don't tell her
or Mickles the Guppy I
said so." |
Anything Goes in Autumn!
It’s that time of the year when Jesus puts his hand inside a little
brown paper bag, digs around for a minute or two (however long he needs) and
then pulls out a brand new mysterious season for us all! If history is any
indication, and it is – just ask Thomas Jefferson and his gang of friends –
that season will be another edition of Fannie’s fav, Autumn!
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All I Want for Christmas is Christmas!
Every Christmas is special, no matter what. It’s the little things
that make every Christmas more cherishable and tender! So, make sure you give
your kids and loved ones special little surprise treats. Special Fannie hint:
I have a lovely recipe for making coal brownies! The kids see them and think
they got coal, but the inside of the coal is a chewy candy bar that kids love!
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Let’s Change "Breakfast" to “Work Slow”
I know we all love to catch those Z’s
(kind of like honeybees!), but when the last Z is in the net, it’s time for
the reality of life to strike down and shoo shoo you out of bed. Sheesh, when does the
excitement stop? If you’re a mother, never!
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A Sleeping Fannie Knows No Evil
Sweet sounds of dreaming little men surround
me, a soft feather pillow practically swallows my busy ole’ head, and God’s
great big black paintbrush has painted a black night in the sky tonight.
Peaceful and serene, yes. But what do you suppose a kickin’ momma like
me do when she can’t get some of that classic shut-eye? I’ll tell you
what I did!
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What is a Mother to Do This Christmas? (Oh, I think I know!)
It’s no surprise that Christmas is
every mother’s dream. It’s a time to make everyone around you happy
and warm! It’s a way to remind your loved ones that they are indeed
your loved ones! In my case, I’ll be reminding my loved “two’s!”
Dustin, Daniel, I’d like you two to curl up under a toasty blanket,
huddle around this mug of warm eggnog and get a load of momma as she
runs down her plans for the week!
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Beenerface + Christmas =
STRESS!!!
Now anyone who reads this column or who knows me
knows that Christmas time is the most wonderful time possible for me!
The second that the last strand of Thanksgiving turkey makes a cozy
bed in my tummy, my mind is thinking Christmas, Christmas,
CHRISTMAS!!! I know what you are you thinking, and I will go ahead and
get the goose goin’ on this one, everybody. Wooohoo! Christmas time
has finally come again!
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The Best Way to Mom!
(Part 1)
Useless motherly advice from Fannie Beenerface
We’ve all been there, haven’t we, moms? (Yes, I’m
talking to all the mothers out there, silly men! Go back to your
football cheering or whatever!) At some point in time, there comes a
problem or a situation that you can’t snap out of with the crack of a
flip, right, ladies? Maybe a son or a daughter has done something that
puts a dark mask on your feelings?
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Fannie's Smile of Depression
You know, someone (myself) asked me the other day, “Fannie, why
do you spend so much time writing about middle-aged motherhood to a
bunch of college party animals?”
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Fannie and the Stolen Candy Bar
Let me start this column off by saying something
positive and glorious. I planted a new row of azaleas this morning
that will
hopefully add a spicy touch to the rear end of our back yard (also
known as Fannie’s emergency relaxation post!). A tall, cool glass
of lemonade and the heavenly sun shining down on me was definitely
smile-inducing.
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Beenerface Bath Time is Quite a
Riot…and a Blast too!
The stage is set…It’s a Saturday night…A full day in the sun running
‘round and having some fun…You know there are gonna be some dirty boys
back in that house…What’s a mother to do, huh? How about turn bath
time into a fun time and a time for getting closer to my two sons,
Dustin and Daniel!!!
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Mother's Day Week is the Week for Me!
Mother’s day is a day that I always cherish and a day that will
live to this day as a day for me to be ME! I thought it would be sweet as a
cherry if I made a little journal that contained all the drama of the week, so
I pulled out my “dream-jotter” that I got myself for Mother’s Day back in 98’
and went to work!
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Fannie the Poet
My heart is on fire
Burning with desire
Flames erupting my soul
My only chance is desire
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A World Full of Pretty Little Girls!
I’m the first to admit that the hardest thing a mother
can experience is when one or both of her sons go through that little phase
of life that I like to refer to as “A World Full of Pretty Little Girls.”
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Two Little Sailors Who Stole My Heart Away!
Wow, wow, and yet another wow! Those are the only words
that come to my mind whenever I think about last weekend! Well, if I am lucky,
I will be able to think about a few more words to describe it or else this
column will be blank! Oh, bless everyone!
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Birthday Boys' Bike Bash!
The sun was shining and I knew that today was
going to be the big day. Daniel and Dustin were finally going to learn to ride
their birthday bikes around the block!
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Welcome to Fannie!
Hello all and welcome to my guest editorial section of Studio 8!!! Allow me
to introduce myself. My name is Fannie Beenerface and I am the proud mother of two bright and shiny little boys,
Daniel and Dustin!
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Fannie AOL Victim
#1
Fannie talks and talks and talks to this poor kid who is forced to try
his hand at poetry.
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Fannie AOL Victim
#2
The same guy above, but on a different day. Sigh.
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Fannie Beenerface regularly posts on the
Studio 8 Forum.
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