I’m Sick and Tired of Taking Baths with My Sister
by Barry Furkleton

     Listen up, everybody.  I’ve wanted to say this for about 18 years now – I don’t want to take baths with Gabby anymore.  I don’t mean to sound like a jerk, but I’m the only guy in my senior class who still bathes regularly with his little sister. 
    
      It’s enough that we share a small bedroom.  The few friends I still have all make fun of me because a few weeks ago I told them about it.  I thought co-ed sibling bathing was the normal thing to do.

	Above: Me n' Gab just chilling out in the forest in the dirt and grass. Guess we'll have to get clean somehow...

      So I think now is a good time to address this situation.  To be honest, awkward bath-time moments between Gabby and I have increased in frequency and intensity ever since she turned fifteen and began her rapid development into a young woman.  And really, we both don’t fit into the bathtub like we did when we were kids.  There’s lots of bumping and  confusion, which makes our baths take even longer.
   
      I hope you guys can understand what I’m saying here. I still love Gabby very much.  Now it’s just I love her for more than a sister.

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