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The Quickest Orgasm Ever
Cyber sex is lame. Cyber-talking about
cyber sex is lamer. In this convo, we don't talk about cyber sex. We cyber-talk
about real sex! Careful while you read or you might have an orgasm in less
than two minutes! We are playing the part of "CaliGirlBlade45."
CaliGirlBlade45:
up for a chat?
mg jack mcgilly:
sure
CaliGirlBlade45:
busy night?
mg jack mcgilly:
what u mean
CaliGirlBlade45:
chatting
CaliGirlBlade45:
are you having a busy night chatting?
mg jack mcgilly:
oh um not really u
CaliGirlBlade45:
yeah, kind of
CaliGirlBlade45:
maybe you can keep me busy
mg jack mcgilly:
i know i can
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
mg jack mcgilly:
u pic a topic n ill keep u entertained
CaliGirlBlade45:
well, what did you do this weekend?
mg jack mcgilly:
chilled wit some friends, drank, stayed outta trouble
mg jack mcgilly:
u
CaliGirlBlade45:
what kind of trouble you usually get into?
mg jack mcgilly:
fights, runnin from the cops, but i been takin it easy lately
CaliGirlBlade45:
you sound like a man's man
mg jack mcgilly:
whats that
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
CaliGirlBlade45:
the kind of man who gets what he wants, fights for it, always gets the
girl, knows what to do with her, etc.
mg jack mcgilly:
lol hell yeah thats me
CaliGirlBlade45:
i knew it
CaliGirlBlade45:
i'm really good at pegging people
mg jack mcgilly:
so whats ur story
CaliGirlBlade45:
i'm the girl who everyone thinks is a pretty little princess, but i
have a side that is pretty much the opposite - i know what i want, and
i always get it
mg jack mcgilly:
is that right, what the last thing u got that u wanted
CaliGirlBlade45:
there's a guy who is always talking shit in my neighborhood about
bring able to hold his shit in
CaliGirlBlade45:
so i told him to give me two minutes
CaliGirlBlade45:
you do know what i'm talking about, right?
mg jack mcgilly:
i gotta pretty good idea
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
CaliGirlBlade45:
anyway, i had him bursting at 1:30
CaliGirlBlade45:
30 secs to spare!
mg jack mcgilly:
damn
mg jack mcgilly:
what about the spare time
CaliGirlBlade45:
i just left him there
CaliGirlBlade45:
i put my fingers in my mouth then wiped it on his chest and mouth and
left him
CaliGirlBlade45:
everyone just laughed
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
CaliGirlBlade45:
it was so funny, everyone was in the room cheering me on
mg jack mcgilly:
u got any other talents
CaliGirlBlade45:
oh plenty
CaliGirlBlade45:
but you gotta talk now
mg jack mcgilly:
one question though, why that dude didnt go down on u then
CaliGirlBlade45:
i didnt care about that
CaliGirlBlade45:
guys arent even that good at it
mg jack mcgilly:
wanna bet
CaliGirlBlade45:
haha, yeah right
mg jack mcgilly:
shitt, u give me two mins you'll be screamin like a women suppose to
CaliGirlBlade45:
and how is a woman supposed to scream, huh?
CaliGirlBlade45:
tell me boy
mg jack mcgilly:
loud n sexy
mg jack mcgilly:
like porn
mg jack mcgilly:
im that good for real
mg jack mcgilly:
no lie
CaliGirlBlade45:
how do you know that, mister?
mg jack mcgilly:
they tell me plus i dont waste a drop
mg jack mcgilly:
:-D
CaliGirlBlade45:
what do you do with it?
mg jack mcgilly:
ill leave it to ur imagination, mmmm
CaliGirlBlade45:
do ya drink it alllll down?
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
mg jack mcgilly:
good guess
mg jack mcgilly:
what u do with it
CaliGirlBlade45:
i'll drink it too
CaliGirlBlade45:
better save some for me
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
mg jack mcgilly:
im good at it cause i love doin it, practice makes perfect
CaliGirlBlade45:
sometimes my drips can get out of control
mg jack mcgilly:
swimmin on the sheets huh
CaliGirlBlade45:
staying underwater for hours!!!
mg jack mcgilly:
u got a pic
CaliGirlBlade45:
i can dig one up
CaliGirlBlade45:
can you?
mg jack mcgilly:
im on my friends computer but id like to see urs
CaliGirlBlade45:
i'll see what i can do...but usually i dont play that game
CaliGirlBlade45:
its only fair for us both to see...
mg jack mcgilly:
come on
mg jack mcgilly:
i look like a white mekhi phiffer
CaliGirlBlade45:
sounds nice
CaliGirlBlade45:
omg, that guy is messaging me now
CaliGirlBlade45:
the guy i made gogo in 1:20
CaliGirlBlade45:
1:30 oops
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
mg jack mcgilly:
good luck
CaliGirlBlade45:
i dont want him though!
mg jack mcgilly:
go for 120 this time
mg jack mcgilly:
just warn him
CaliGirlBlade45:
i want you though...
mg jack mcgilly:
lol whats ur name
CaliGirlBlade45:
Courtney
CaliGirlBlade45:
What is your name?
mg jack mcgilly:
abe
mg jack mcgilly:
u in cali
CaliGirlBlade45:
yeah
mg jack mcgilly:
so whats that kid typing
CaliGirlBlade45:
just saying he wants to try and make me cum in 1:30
CaliGirlBlade45:
there's no way
mg jack mcgilly:
u dont think he can
CaliGirlBlade45:
no way
CaliGirlBlade45:
nobody can
CaliGirlBlade45:
i can't even make myself cum in 1:30
mg jack mcgilly:
yeah thats definately not enough time, i mean it wouldnt even be fun
CaliGirlBlade45:
i want to make two guys cum in 1:30 at the same time
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
mg jack mcgilly:
its easy for guys to get off though so ud probly do it
CaliGirlBlade45:
can we talk about something besides sex?
mg jack mcgilly:
absolutely
CaliGirlBlade45:
why?
CaliGirlBlade45:
don't you want to talk about sex?
mg jack mcgilly:
oh it dont bother me
mg jack mcgilly:
its up to u
mg jack mcgilly:
u there
CaliGirlBlade45:
yeah
CaliGirlBlade45:
so are we talking about sex
CaliGirlBlade45:
or what
mg jack mcgilly:
whats ur favorite position
CaliGirlBlade45:
sexual position?
mg jack mcgilly:
yup
CaliGirlBlade45:
i'm not sure
CaliGirlBlade45:
any one that involves something woody inside me
mg jack mcgilly:
do u like giving or recieving more
CaliGirlBlade45:
giving, totally
CaliGirlBlade45:
i've given it so many time
CaliGirlBlade45:
s
CaliGirlBlade45:
its just so much more fun to me
CaliGirlBlade45:
all my friends love me for it, lol
CaliGirlBlade45:
its just cause i dont care
mg jack mcgilly:
u do girls too
CaliGirlBlade45:
i have before
CaliGirlBlade45:
nothing special, though
mg jack mcgilly:
how was it
CaliGirlBlade45:
i do girls just to put on a show
mg jack mcgilly:
u ever tape it
CaliGirlBlade45:
is this jackson?
CaliGirlBlade45:
or was that a lucky guess
mg jack mcgilly:
what
CaliGirlBlade45:
ok, nevermind
CaliGirlBlade45:
sorry
CaliGirlBlade45:
i thought you were someone i knew for a second
CaliGirlBlade45:
that was weird
mg jack mcgilly:
lol, nah my names abe member
CaliGirlBlade45:
i know, just checking
CaliGirlBlade45:
well, the answer is yes
CaliGirlBlade45:
the tape floated around my high school forever
CaliGirlBlade45:
lol
CaliGirlBlade45:
i could never get a hold of it
mg jack mcgilly:
r u serious
CaliGirlBlade45:
it was my friend jackson too
CaliGirlBlade45:
i never even knew about it
CaliGirlBlade45:
i really didnt mind, half the people at my school know how i am
mg jack mcgilly:
u should mail me a copy
mg jack mcgilly:
lol
CaliGirlBlade45:
oh ha yeah okay!
mg jack mcgilly:
why doesnt ur name show up on my buddy list thing
CaliGirlBlade45:
i dont know
CaliGirlBlade45:
figure it out
mg jack mcgilly:
i will but put mine on urs so i can talk to u agian, i think im gonna
pass out soon
CaliGirlBlade45:
ok, i added you
mg jack mcgilly:
thank u, im startin to see shit now
mg jack mcgilly:
its funnn
CaliGirlBlade45:
before you know it, you will be eating shit
mg jack mcgilly:
i dont no what u mean
CaliGirlBlade45:
4get it Dood
mg jack mcgilly:
what music u listen to
CaliGirlBlade45:
MTV stuff
mg jack mcgilly:
whos ur favorite artist
CaliGirlBlade45:
Either Bone Thugs N Harmony or John Mayer
mg jack mcgilly:
i gotta go ttyl
CaliGirlBlade45:
trl
mg jack
mcgilly signed off at 11:18:21 PM.
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