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Scared of Warnings
In this convo, we portray a guy who
doesn't want any more warnings, but of course, we want the guy
to warn us. After he figures this out, he won't warn us,
though... We are "MyFaceHurts549."
myfacehurts549:
hey
myfacehurts549:
i need your help
myfacehurts549:
please!
melt BaBYT::
with?
myfacehurts549:
someone warned me up to 58% and i need you to find out who
myfacehurts549:
I can't do this alone....
myfacehurts549:
don't leave me now
myfacehurts549:
hello?
melt BaBYT::
and how am i
supposed to help you?
myfacehurts549:
by finding out who the warner is!
myfacehurts549:
before it's too late!
myfacehurts549:
i could get warned any second now
melt BaBYT::
you sound like
you're trying to sell me something
myfacehurts549:
no!
myfacehurts549:
can't you see that my warnin is at 58%?
melt BaBYT::
actually it's 65
myfacehurts549:
it's worse than i thought!
myfacehurts549:
now i really need your help!
melt BaBYT::
sure your eyes
don't hurt as well?
myfacehurts549:
what does that mean?
myfacehurts549:
we don't have time for you to say dumb things like that
myfacehurts549:
just help me, you fool!
melt BaBYT::
help ya how?
melt BaBYT::
want me to mass
IM people
melt BaBYT::
who warned
myfacehurts549?
myfacehurts549:
FIND OUT WHO WARNED ME!
melt BaBYT::
die, fuckers, die
myfacehurts549:
if that works, yes
myfacehurts549:
I'm getting weak
melt BaBYT::
you're lame
melt BaBYT::
who are you
chatting with besides me at this moment?
myfacehurts549:
ouch!
myfacehurts549:
there he goes again!
myfacehurts549:
nobody!
melt BaBYT::
uh huh
myfacehurts549:
I'm serious
melt BaBYT::
so sign off and
then sign back on
myfacehurts549:
I'm only talking to you
melt BaBYT::
or block everyone
myfacehurts549:
I tried that!
myfacehurts549:
don't you think I know that?!?
melt BaBYT::
well babe, not
really sure how i can help you
myfacehurts549:
wait
myfacehurts549:
don't go!
myfacehurts549:
are you going to warn me?
melt BaBYT::
*sigh
melt BaBYT::
why would i warn
you?
myfacehurts549:
It's been you all along!
melt BaBYT::
riiight
myfacehurts549:
I knew it!
melt BaBYT::
now you're just
gonna go forth and warn me....
myfacehurts549:
If you want to play that game.....
melt BaBYT::
why didn't you
just warn me earlier, so we could have gotten it over with?
myfacehurts549:
what?
myfacehurts549:
I never warned you!
myfacehurts549:
I was just coming to you for help
melt BaBYT::
well obviously
your intent is to warn me because well i don't know why
melt BaBYT::
i never warned
you so whatever
myfacehurts549:
If I was going to warn you, don't you think I would have by now?
myfacehurts549:
hmmmm?
melt BaBYT::
*sigh
myfacehurts549:
<warn>
melt BaBYT::
what do you want
with me?
myfacehurts549:
Did I do it?
melt BaBYT::
i can't do
anything for you
myfacehurts549:
<warn again>
melt BaBYT::
blah blah
myfacehurts549:
ok, I'm sorry for doing that
myfacehurts549:
I had to warn you twice
myfacehurts549:
to make you understand how serious this is
melt BaBYT::
this is like so
going on www.studio8.net
myfacehurts549:
what is that?
myfacehurts549:
can i find who warned me on there?
melt BaBYT::
yes you can
melt BaBYT::
so go forth,
hurry hurry!
myfacehurts549:
I am
myfacehurts549:
but we can still talk
melt BaBYT::
so talk
myfacehurts549:
I can't because I'm scared that you will warn me!
myfacehurts549:
don't you know how scary it is to live like that?
melt BaBYT::
so what...
melt BaBYT::
warnings aren't
the end of the world
myfacehurts549:
It is!
melt BaBYT::
why?
myfacehurts549:
You have it soooo easy
melt BaBYT::
oh i do?
melt BaBYT::
and how is that?
myfacehurts549:
you are at 0%, even though I warned you twice
melt BaBYT::
blah
myfacehurts549:
what does that mean????
myfacehurts549:
Is blah warning me?
melt BaBYT::
no
melt BaBYT::
who are you
myfacehurts549:
I am a human being
myfacehurts549:
who can't live with all of this shame
melt BaBYT::
wonderful, nice
to meet you, human being
myfacehurts549:
thank you
myfacehurts549:
did you find out who it was yet?
melt BaBYT::
yes, it's this
person here
melt BaBYT::
cougarmd1
myfacehurts549:
the phantom warner?
melt BaBYT::
yuppers
melt BaBYT::
he does that to
people
melt BaBYT::
he did it to me
too
myfacehurts549:
he's not online
myfacehurts549:
so how could it be him?
melt BaBYT::
he was just on
about 10 minutes ago
myfacehurts549:
I'm sorry, but no
melt BaBYT::
*shrugs
myfacehurts549:
*warns
myfacehurts549:
how does that feel?
myfacehurts549:
THAT'S HOW I FEEL, MISSY!!!!
myfacehurts549:
Look, I have a feeling that I am about to get warned again...
myfacehurts549:
ahhhh!
melt BaBYT::
you're warning
yourself
melt BaBYT::
stop being such a
dipweed
myfacehurts549:
how and why would i do that?
melt BaBYT::
i don't know
myfacehurts549:
please tell me!
myfacehurts549:
If it's me then I have to know....
myfacehurts549:
hello?
myfacehurts549:
you're about to warn me, aren't you?
melt BaBYT::
yes
melt BaBYT::
right now
melt BaBYT::
i
melt BaBYT::
am
melt BaBYT::
going
melt BaBYT::
to
melt BaBYT::
warn
melt BaBYT::
you
melt BaBYT::
blah blah!
myfacehurts549:
oh!
myfacehurts549:
be gentle....
melt BaBYT::
is this some sort
of kinky thing?
melt BaBYT::
like s&m?
myfacehurts549:
no!
myfacehurts549:
it is just me trying to solve a mystery while staying alive at the same time
myfacehurts549:
and I'm warning you (no pun intended) it could get ugly
myfacehurts549:
so if you want out now, just say so
myfacehurts549:
ok, you can stay in
myfacehurts549:
let'
myfacehurts549:
s find that warner
melt BaBYT::
The last message
was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is
re-enabled and send the message again.
myfacehurts549:
s find that warner
myfacehurts549:
hello?
melt BaBYT::
hi
myfacehurts549:
what happened?
melt BaBYT::
nuttin
myfacehurts549:
do I have to beg you to warn me?
melt BaBYT::
so it is this
whole s&m thing
melt BaBYT::
i knew it
melt BaBYT::
you fruit
myfacehurts549:
it's not
myfacehurts549:
what is that?
myfacehurts549:
I don't want to be warned
myfacehurts549:
I didn't mean that
myfacehurts549:
I meant do I have to beg you to help me?
myfacehurts549:
find who is warning me
melt BaBYT::
okay this is just
so lame now
myfacehurts549:
i know!
myfacehurts549:
that's why we have to do this and get it over with
myfacehurts549:
PLEASE!
melt BaBYT::
i'm sorry, this
was sorta amusing at first, but now it's just plain annoying
myfacehurts549:
i know!
melt BaBYT::
as in, you are
annoying me
myfacehurts549:
it hurts me, too!
myfacehurts549:
I don't want to hurt you anymore
myfacehurts549:
but i don't want to be warned
myfacehurts549:
I'm still looking.
myfacehurts549:
How's it going for you?
melt BaBYT::
yeah nothing
melt BaBYT::
is coming up
myfacehurts549:
It's so frustrating!
myfacehurts549:
hey, will you warn some other people?
myfacehurts549:
so no one will notice my warnings?
melt BaBYT::
no i'm not in the
mood
myfacehurts549:
it's not about you, it's about me!
myfacehurts549:
and warnings
melt BaBYT::
The last message was not sent
because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled
and send the message again.
myfacehurts549:
and warnings
melt BaBYT::
uh huh
myfacehurts549:
i don't think you are helping me
myfacehurts549:
I can't say much because the IM thing limits me
myfacehurts549:
so I aplogize if I am a little slow
melt BaBYT::
no biggie
myfacehurts549:
now that it's cleared up, back to the investigation....
myfacehurts549:
I think I've narrowed it down to about 347,009,562 AOL screen names
myfacehurts549:
so you start at Zoolanderdude436
myfacehurts549:
And I'l take Aardvark32
myfacehurts549:
and we'll meet in the middle
melt BaBYT::
i'm like thisclose to warning
you!
myfacehurts549:
why?
myfacehurts549:
how would that help?
myfacehurts549:
at least I'd know who it was, though
myfacehurts549:
Instead of having this HUGE mystery
melt BaBYT::
yeah well we both
know you don't have a myster
melt BaBYT::
*mystery
melt BaBYT::
you're just being
really annoying
melt BaBYT::
and i'm not sure
why
myfacehurts549:
what?!???!!!
myfacehurts549:
make sense of yourself
myfacehurts549:
and just know that I would never warn you like that!
melt BaBYT::
it's like, okay
am i supposed to be like really ticked off now or am i supposed to be
sympathetic? cuz i'm really neither
melt BaBYT::
i just don't care
melt BaBYT::
i don't care
about anything so maybe you should find someone who does:-)
myfacehurts549:
you have no heart
melt BaBYT::
exactly
myfacehurts549:
i would help you
myfacehurts549:
you should have my warnings
melt BaBYT::
well i wouldn't
really need your help
melt BaBYT::
so i guess it
doesn't matter
myfacehurts549:
but i won't give you that satisfaction
melt BaBYT::
yeah....
melt BaBYT::
i see that now
melt BaBYT::
okay
myfacehurts549:
i'm better than you
melt BaBYT::
that's nice to
know
myfacehurts549:
even with all of these warnings under my belt
melt BaBYT::
i'll file that
under stuff i didn't care to know
myfacehurts549:
you have a file for that?
myfacehurts549:
nevermind, we're getting off the subject
melt BaBYT::
well really now
the subject is goodbye cuz that's where i'm going
melt BaBYT::
ciao
myfacehurts549:
wait
myfacehurts549:
I found something
melt BaBYT::
sorry i really
don't care
melt BaBYT::
ciao
myfacehurts549:
at the AOL Bureau, there's a file
myfacehurts549:
with MY NAME in it
myfacehurts549:
and a list of potential warners
myfacehurts549:
dates, everything
<Here, we were warned up to 87% by this person.>
myfacehurts549:
ouch!
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