Now for the convo:

YummyLady12: i pick all of the pictures!
GuyinVA17: lol, sweet, thanks
GuyinVA17: whos this?
YummyLady12: Jane
GuyinVA17: hi Jane
GuyinVA17: how did you get my sn?
YummyLady12: hello to you
YummyLady12: i found you through the aol homepage thingie
GuyinVA17: oh ok; thats cool
YummyLady12: you were in the tweety bird section
YummyLady12: i guess you like tweety as much as i do
GuyinVA17: tweety bird? lol, what are you talkin about? Ive never used that feature before
YummyLady12: yeah you have
YummyLady12: it was on there
GuyinVA17: ???
YummyLady12: it had your picture and everything
GuyinVA17: really?
GuyinVA17: is it an old pic? like, do i look young?
YummyLady12: you look hot i guess
YummyLady12: LOL!
YummyLady12: you look like you always do
GuyinVA17: lol, thanks
GuyinVA17: yeah when i was younger i looked even older than i do now
YummyLady12: lol yourself
YummyLady12: why is that?
GuyinVA17: a/s/l?
GuyinVA17: i dont know
YummyLady12: do you have a lot of personal problems?
GuyinVA17: i just looked VERY old when i was like 13, and i havnt changed sinse
YummyLady12: i really don't feel like discussing your personal problems
GuyinVA17: i didnt say anything about personal problems
YummyLady12: umm
YummyLady12: yeah you did
YummyLady12: talking about how you looked 25 when you were 13
YummyLady12: and now you look 13 when you're like 17
YummyLady12: i mean, you are still a cutie patootie!
GuyinVA17: thats not a personal problem though. a personal problem would be like, if i started talkin about me falling into deep depression spells and cutting myself. but i dont do that crap; thats stupid
YummyLady12: how long have you been getting depressed enough to cut yourself?
YummyLady12: not that i care
YummyLady12: i'm just wondering
GuyinVA17: gee, thanks
GuyinVA17: but i dont get depressed like that
YummyLady12: you just said you did
GuyinVA17: no, read it again
YummyLady12: and why would you do something so stupid?
YummyLady12: im sure you worry your parents and friends
GuyinVA17: ok well im gonna go now
YummyLady12: wait
YummyLady12: why?
GuyinVA17: cause youre being crazy
YummyLady12: i'm just trying to cheer you up
YummyLady12: you can't blame a girl for trying to light up someone's life
YummyLady12: or can you?
YummyLady12: hey, don't get mad at me
GuyinVA17: but im not depressed
GuyinVA17: and i dont cut myself
YummyLady12: well that makes me glad to hear that
YummyLady12: do you really believe that?
GuyinVA17: ..... yeah, im sure
GuyinVA17: how old are you anyway?
YummyLady12: 19
GuyinVA17: oh; where are you from?
YummyLady12: virginia
YummyLady12: you?
GuyinVA17: same
GuyinVA17: im in richmond
GuyinVA17: from louisa county though
YummyLady12: oh cool
YummyLady12: is it a shitty place to live?
YummyLady12: where i live is shitty
YummyLady12: but at least i have my tweety cartoons!
GuyinVA17: im in the far west end of henrico county, so the area is nice. its just boring, and it gets sickening seeing all these little rich kids driving around in the BMWs daddy bought them, but aside from that its not bad
YummyLady12: i drive a bmw thank you very much
GuyinVA17: lol
GuyinVA17: oops
YummyLady12: it's a 1983 beemer, but it's still a beener nonetheless
YummyLady12: i mean beemer
YummyLady12: not beener
YummyLady12: that's a slang term for mexicans
GuyinVA17: i understand; i have two cars, both of which are older. im trying to sell the newer model one cause i just bought the other car and i cant afford both
YummyLady12: so how long have you been a tweety fan?
YummyLady12: i've been one as long as i can remember the first time i watched tv
GuyinVA17: i dont even remember putting tweety in any profile ive ever made
GuyinVA17: lol
GuyinVA17: sorr
GuyinVA17: *sorry
GuyinVA17: i mean he's cool
GuyinVA17: the man's a pimp
GuyinVA17: but im not a HUGE fan
YummyLady12: hell yeah he's cool!
YummyLady12: tweety has gotten me through so many personal problems in my life
YummyLady12: i would not be alive today if not for him
YummyLady12: but i don't want to discuss my personal problems
YummyLady12: is that OK with you?
GuyinVA17: sure thing....
YummyLady12: thank you, derek
GuyinVA17: derek?
YummyLady12: you are derek aren't you?
GuyinVA17: no
GuyinVA17: i believe you are mistaken
GuyinVA17: :-)
YummyLady12: you look like a derek
GuyinVA17: am i suppose to be a derek?
GuyinVA17: like, were you lookin for him instead of me?
YummyLady12: no
YummyLady12: you know derek?
GuyinVA17: no
YummyLady12: neither do i
YummyLady12: so i can call you derek, right?
YummyLady12: just for fun
YummyLady12: or i could call you tweety bird!
YummyLady12: take your pick
GuyinVA17: no, id rather you now
GuyinVA17: *not
YummyLady12: what?
YummyLady12: why not?
YummyLady12: i am trying to be flirty
GuyinVA17: sorry; im just not feeling too good right now
YummyLady12: depressed?
GuyinVA17: no, i just dont feel goo
GuyinVA17: *good
YummyLady12: well, don't cut yourself or anything
YummyLady12: please
GuyinVA17: im tired, worn out from work, havnt eaten any real food today and im feeling kinda low cause i owe my mom some money that i cant afford to pay her back on
YummyLady12: i thought i told you that i don't want to discuss your personal problems
GuyinVA17: well you asked if i was depressed and thats why i wasnt feeling well, so i said no and told you what was causing it so that you wouldnt think it was depression
YummyLady12: well i have problems of my own so i will let you be depressed on your own
YummyLady12: (i am depressed)
YummyLady12: i want some pics, derek!
GuyinVA17: you have pics
GuyinVA17: they are on my web page
YummyLady12: ok
YummyLady12: well i will get the pics there then
YummyLady12: but good night, sweet prince
YummyLady12: or should i say, tweet prince
YummyLady12: keep me on your list
YummyLady12: ok?
GuyinVA17: where ya goin
YummyLady12: i will tell you later
YummyLady12: night!
GuyinVA17: ok... goodnight

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