Now for the convo:

YummyLady12: hey
GuyinVA17: yeah,hey
GuyinVA17: sorry, who was this again?
YummyLady12: i talked to you the other day
YummyLady12: jane
YummyLady12: the other day you were telling me about all your personal problems involving your mother, money, etc.
YummyLady12: and i cheered you up
GuyinVA17: i wasnt tellin you all my problems, just an overview :-)
GuyinVA17: im fighting with my gf now; i think we're just about over
GuyinVA17: but anyway, how ya doin?
YummyLady12: is your girlfriend in the room with you?
GuyinVA17: no, online
GuyinVA17: and her little bitch friend is yelling at me too. i'm just kinda blowin her off
YummyLady12: she's an online girlfriend?
GuyinVA17: no
YummyLady12: that's weird
GuyinVA17: she lives like 2 neighborhoods away
YummyLady12: then why aren't you talking in person?
YummyLady12: that's not too far to walk
YummyLady12: at least for some people
GuyinVA17: i drive
YummyLady12: Would you like for me to encourage her to stay with you?
GuyinVA17: no
GuyinVA17: i wouldnt
GuyinVA17: thanks though
YummyLady12: hey, anything to make you feel better about life
GuyinVA17: im the one who was unhappy in the relationship to begin with; she just cant give me what i need in a strong girlfriend. she doesnt know enough about relationships, feelings, people.... just life in general. she's younger, so thats a huge factor in it
YummyLady12: why do you need a strong girlfriend?
YummyLady12: do you have problems lifting heavy things?
GuyinVA17: ....
GuyinVA17: no, strong like serious relationship, something i can depend on lasting and not being a one-sided effort on my part
YummyLady12: you like younger girls?
GuyinVA17: i like any girl who i can appreciate and who can appreciate me, and someone who wants a serious relationship. age doesnt make a huge difference. my most serious relationship so far was with a girl older than me. it didnt bother me at all
GuyinVA17: in fact, shes older than you
YummyLady12: why don't you just get an online girlfriend if you want a one-sided relationship?
GuyinVA17: no, i DONT want a one-sided relationship
YummyLady12: oh
YummyLady12: derek, do you feel that our online relationship is one-sided?
YummyLady12: I don't mean it to be
YummyLady12: well, most of the time
GuyinVA17: my name isnt derek
GuyinVA17: remember?
YummyLady12: that's not important
YummyLady12: don't change the subject
GuyinVA17: are you for real?
YummyLady12: am i for real what?
YummyLady12: am i a robot? - NO
GuyinVA17: i mean are you actually being completely serious when you talk to me?
YummyLady12: why wouldn't i be?
YummyLady12: you are serious, i am serious
YummyLady12: i'm not as serious about tweety bird as you are, but i'm serious about other things...
YummyLady12: love...
YummyLady12: life...
YummyLady12: relationships...
YummyLady12: people...
YummyLady12: things
YummyLady12: i feel like i'm having a one-sided conversation
GuyinVA17: sorry; im talkin to the other two people and i just kinda zoned out for liek 5 minutes
GuyinVA17: im also working on a project thats due tomorrow
YummyLady12: derek, if you're having too many personal problems to talk to me, i understand
YummyLady12: actually, i don't understand, but i will pretend to
YummyLady12: just like any other day
GuyinVA17: my name isnt derek
YummyLady12: ok, we can clear all that up later
YummyLady12: i want to help you out, though
YummyLady12: so whenever you're ready, just talk to me
GuyinVA17: nikki got offline (thats my gf, supposedly)
GuyinVA17: now its jus theather
YummyLady12: theather sounds like a dumb name
YummyLady12: is she jewish?
YummyLady12: is nikki walking over?
GuyinVA17: heather
GuyinVA17: not theather, sorry
YummyLady12: heather's coming over now?
GuyinVA17: no nikki's not walking over. she's going to bed. her dad was bitching at her
YummyLady12: nikki might not like that
GuyinVA17: no if heather came over here i'd kill her with my bare hands and burry her in teh back yard
YummyLady12: i won't tell anyone you said that
YummyLady12: you know what you should do to get heather back for being such a bitch?
YummyLady12: give her lots of warnings on AOL
GuyinVA17: she doesnt care about that
GuyinVA17: ti doesnt do anything, from what i know
YummyLady12: hell yeah is does
YummyLady12: for one, it ruins your reputation
YummyLady12: two, it screws up your credit
YummyLady12: three, it takes about a year to get your old screen name back on track
YummyLady12: if you're scared to warn her, i will
GuyinVA17: ..... ive been warned up to 80% on here and there was NO side effect of it
GuyinVA17: it just took a few days to go away
YummyLady12: oh, well i heard all that stuff i said from some guy i hate
GuyinVA17: oh; want me to beat him up for you?
YummyLady12: no way
YummyLady12: you stay away from him
GuyinVA17: lol
GuyinVA17: ok, but you said you hated him
YummyLady12: yeah, i hate him. he's always lying to me
YummyLady12: and making me look stupid
YummyLady12: plus, you have your hands full with people who want to fight you already
GuyinVA17: no i dont; just heather's brother. he doesnt even wanna fight me, i just think he's annoying as hell, and if nikki and I break up, im not gonna have any real reason not to give him one good hit in the chest just to straighten him out..... so i think i'll do that
YummyLady12: you're going to fight for her?
YummyLady12: how romantic!
GuyinVA17: no, im not gonna fight with her
YummyLady12: i know that
YummyLady12: you would never hit a girl
YummyLady12: but i can't believe you would actually fight another guy for her when you don't even like her anymore
GuyinVA17: no its not for her, its just cause i think he's an ass and he always tries to play me like im some kinda punk or something
GuyinVA17: so ill just give him one real good hit in teh chest so he knows not to play around anymore
YummyLady12: will you bury him in the backyard next to the dead girl?
GuyinVA17: lol, no i dont think im gonna kill him
GuyinVA17: just one good hit...
GuyinVA17: i went after him one day in the break room at work... i wasnt gonna actually hurt him, just scare him so he would stop trying to act like i wouldnt do anything about him playin around. he got SO scared.... but i didnt hit him
YummyLady12: you could still bury him, though
YummyLady12: are you this violent with your mother?
GuyinVA17: no
GuyinVA17: im not a violent person to begin with; thats why i dont hurt him when he tries to punk me around
GuyinVA17: but like i said, one good hit should set him straight
YummyLady12: oh, because you mentioned that she owed you money
GuyinVA17: the only person that owes me money is kyle, and we're friends
YummyLady12: why would kyle do that to you if he's a friend?
GuyinVA17: he owes me money cause i let him borrow some to make the down payment on a house for beach week
YummyLady12: you make enough to buy a house whenever your friends feel like it?
GuyinVA17: no
GuyinVA17: he and some of his other friends are renting it for a week this summer
GuyinVA17: but they needed down payment for the rent
GuyinVA17: and kyle needed to come up with his portion of it really fast
GuyinVA17: and at the time i was making enough money that i had the amount he needed in my wallet when he told me about it
GuyinVA17: so i let him borrow it
GuyinVA17: he was supposed to have paid me back by the end of january though
YummyLady12: you need to get kyle back for doing that to you
YummyLady12: one good punch in the chest should do it
GuyinVA17: lol
GuyinVA17: no kyle's a very good kick boxer. he could probably beat the hell outta me
GuyinVA17: we're the same size, but he's just a very very very good kick boxer....
YummyLady12: can we not talk about kyle anymore?
GuyinVA17: ok; why?
GuyinVA17: kyle's cool though
YummyLady12: i'm not comfortable with him
YummyLady12: he sounds very mean and lazy and not nice
GuyinVA17: you dont know him though
YummyLady12: i know that!
GuyinVA17: he's not mean. he's actually incredibly friendly. he's a lot like me actually.... he just has odd hair
YummyLady12: odd hair makes me even more uncomfortable and i owuld really rather not discuss it any further
GuyinVA17: lol, ok
YummyLady12: thank you
YummyLady12: is kyle single?
GuyinVA17: no; actually he's sort of dating a girl that works with us that i dated for a little bit when i first started working there in november
YummyLady12: please, that's enough about kyle and how cool he is
GuyinVA17: you asked
YummyLady12: i'm not going to fight about this
YummyLady12: look, i really need to discuss my personal prolems with someone, i prefer it to be you, but i have to go now
YummyLady12: my dad just got home from work
GuyinVA17: ok
GuyinVA17: talk to you later
YummyLady12: cool
YummyLady12: later
GuyinVA17: buh bye
YummyLady12: i still want those pictures, btw
YummyLady12: >:o

Want more of this guy? Read Convo #1 here and then wait patiently for us to do more.