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Country Loving
This guy thinks he is talking to a 19 year old California Girl. It's late at night, a group of us laughing at this
guy's miseries...ah, the possibilities are endless. We are
"CaliGirlBlade45."
CaliGirlBlade45: a/s/l?
countryboy15377: iam a 31 year old countryboy from southwestern pa
countryboy15377: how about you
CaliGirlBlade45: wow, 31?
CaliGirlBlade45: you are a lot older than me!
countryboy15377: lol
CaliGirlBlade45: well, not too much
CaliGirlBlade45: I'm 19
CaliGirlBlade45: just turned 19
countryboy15377: cool
CaliGirlBlade45: I go to college at LSU
countryboy15377: that was my next question
countryboy15377: lol
countryboy15377: hey iam single dad of two
beautiful children
CaliGirlBlade45: uh-oh
CaliGirlBlade45: that means trouble
countryboy15377: there 2 and 3
CaliGirlBlade45: I guess no flirting with you, huh?
countryboy15377: have i scared you off yet lol
countryboy15377: hell yes flirt away
countryboy15377: :-D
countryboy15377: do you have a pic to trade ?
CaliGirlBlade45: well, wanna hear a story?
CaliGirlBlade45: yep,,sure do
CaliGirlBlade45: you first
countryboy15377: sure
countryboy15377: ok but my pic is to big and takes a long time ok
CaliGirlBlade45: thats fine, i have a cable modem
countryboy15377 wants to directly connect.
countryboy15377 is now directly connected. 
CaliGirlBlade45: it's allllmost here!
countryboy15377:
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countryboy15377: lol told you
countryboy15377: need to downsize the pic
CaliGirlBlade45:: need to downsize the cute factor!
countryboy15377: lol yea there cute kids
CaliGirlBlade45: i was talking about you
countryboy15377: lol thanks
countryboy15377: how about youre pic?
countryboy15377: iam curious
countryboy15377: hello are you there ?
CaliGirlBlade45: oh, okay..one sec
CaliGirlBlade45: well, why should I give it to you?
CaliGirlBlade45: you have to convince me
countryboy15377: lol true you have mine lol
countryboy15377: no reason to give me yours right
countryboy15377: but then i wont be able to put a beautiful face with youre name
CaliGirlBlade45: i'm not beautiful....
CaliGirlBlade45: I wish I was
countryboy15377: lol whatever just rember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
CaliGirlBlade45: what does that mean? I don't understand that
countryboy15377: trying to say that it doesnt hurt to have someone sat you are
countryboy15377: and some day a man will think you are
CaliGirlBlade45: one day a man told me I was beautiful. and he was the first one to do so
countryboy15377: at least if they love you they will
CaliGirlBlade45: and now I think I'm pregnant
countryboy15377: lifes hard
CaliGirlBlade45: you're telling ME
countryboy15377: did you trake a teast
countryboy15377: test
CaliGirlBlade45: I am waiting for the test to come in
CaliGirlBlade45: but my stomach is getting big
countryboy15377: ok
countryboy15377: ummm still want to see youre pic but have you told someone yet
CaliGirlBlade45: my mom and dad haven't said anything yet
CaliGirlBlade45: but my friend BK knows
countryboy15377: thats good you need someone to cofide in
CaliGirlBlade45: I can't have a baby...I like flirting too much!
countryboy15377: lol guess thats youre choice
CaliGirlBlade45: If I did have a baby, it would probably cause a lot of trouble and eat all my stuff!
countryboy15377: yea they eat alot
countryboy15377: there a life changeing avent
CaliGirlBlade45: do babies eat paper?
countryboy15377: aree you being silly?
countryboy15377: hope so
countryboy15377: hello
CaliGirlBlade45: yes I am...that's just me being flirtty!
countryboy15377: lol ok
CaliGirlBlade45: I'm sorry
CaliGirlBlade45: I'm really sorry
countryboy15377: no dont be
CaliGirlBlade45: no I really am
countryboy15377: i just dont know you let
CaliGirlBlade45: I can't believe I was trying to change you
countryboy15377: i have a crude sense of humur lol
countryboy15377: change me ?
countryboy15377: how?
CaliGirlBlade45: yes. you have some beautiful kids and I am ugly
CaliGirlBlade45: I can't believe this....I'm sorry
countryboy15377: youre rewtty convinced of that arent you lol
CaliGirlBlade45: thats not funny sir!
countryboy15377: i bet it isnt any where that bad
CaliGirlBlade45: lets talk about you now, enough about me
CaliGirlBlade45: married?
countryboy15377: no you ?
CaliGirlBlade45: you aren't?!?
countryboy15377: iam divorced for 2 years
countryboy15377: are you ?
CaliGirlBlade45: oh, I'm sorry
CaliGirlBlade45: no, I was close to getting married
CaliGirlBlade45: sorta
CaliGirlBlade45: but he was a lot older than me
CaliGirlBlade45: I was 18 and he was 29
countryboy15377: hey that isnt to much younger than meO:-)
CaliGirlBlade45: I know...that's what I like about you
countryboy15377: cool
countryboy15377: glad you like me
countryboy15377: what do you like to flirt about
CaliGirlBlade45: funny stuff....I don't know :-*
countryboy15377: ok
countryboy15377: hey i wish youd send thAT PIC
countryboy15377: PLEASE
CaliGirlBlade45: Oops!
CaliGirlBlade45: okay I will
CaliGirlBlade45: why so anxious>?
countryboy15377: JUST MESSING WITH YOU
CaliGirlBlade45: liar
countryboy15377: BUT I NEED A FACE TO TALK TO
CaliGirlBlade45: okay
CaliGirlBlade45: but I'm warning you...
countryboy15377: K
CaliGirlBlade45: it'ts not that good
countryboy15377: :-D
CaliGirlBlade45: It's a glamour shots pic I got last summer
countryboy15377: OK
CaliGirlBlade45:
CaliGirlBlade45: my hair is back to brown right now
CaliGirlBlade45: it was blonde for that pic only
countryboy15377: IS THAT YOU?
CaliGirlBlade45: ....i knew you wouldn't like it
CaliGirlBlade45: are you gonna stop talking to me now?
countryboy15377: YOURE CRAZY LOL
CaliGirlBlade45: why
countryboy15377: YOURE BEAUTIFUL
CaliGirlBlade45: you're just saying that
countryboy15377: DO YOU REALLY THINK YOURE UGHLY
CaliGirlBlade45: yes
countryboy15377: DID YOU HAVE MANY DATES IN HIGH SCHOOL?
CaliGirlBlade45: yeah, but only because I was cheerleader captain
CaliGirlBlade45: all the boys tried to have sex with me
countryboy15377: NO DOUBT
CaliGirlBlade45: excuse me?
countryboy15377: ALL THE BOYS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
CaliGirlBlade45: the sex was great, don't get me wrong...but now I feel obligated to just put out to everyone
CaliGirlBlade45: but that probably sounds bad
countryboy15377: WHY ?
CaliGirlBlade45: why what
countryboy15377: NOOO HELL IAM A GUY AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU LOL
CaliGirlBlade45: really?
countryboy15377: BUT IWOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME NOT FEEL THAT YOU HAD TO
CaliGirlBlade45: oh no, I WANT to, trust me
CaliGirlBlade45: heehee
CaliGirlBlade45: ;-)
countryboy15377: UMMM OK HOW WOULD IT HAPPEN
countryboy15377: THE SEX
CaliGirlBlade45: we could talk on the phone?
countryboy15377: SURE
CaliGirlBlade45: maybe for a little while?
countryboy15377: OK
countryboy15377: DO YOU WANT MY TELE#
CaliGirlBlade45: do you believe in the teachings of christ
countryboy15377: YES DO YOU ?
CaliGirlBlade45: hey, call me please
CaliGirlBlade45: okay?
countryboy15377: WHATS YOURE NUMBER
CaliGirlBlade45: 225-346-1135
CaliGirlBlade45: call me please
countryboy15377: OK
countryboy15377: IS THIS FOR REAL OR AM I GONNA WAKE SOMEONE UP
countryboy15377: WHATS YOURE NAME ?
CaliGirlBlade45: no, it's me
CaliGirlBlade45: Courtney
countryboy15377: OK I AM GONNA SIGN OFF AND CALL YOU OK
This guy actually called us and the
phone was passed between 4 guys doing cheesy girl voices. It was interrupted
when the girl's "father" burst in the door and forced the girl to
get off the phone. We then hung up, but not before we told the guy how sick he
was.
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