Cyber Me Twice
Cyber sex is magical, so we like to put in a
little extra magic to make out cyber-sex partners feel special. Sometimes this
involves posing as a real magic-wielding D & D nerd! Boy, nothing gets people
hornier than some adventure game spell-casting! We are "BloodyFace234"
in the first convo and "EminemTJ56" in the second one.
CONVO 1
BloodyFace234: Baby, I been havin a tough night
so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears7821: Aight.
BloodyFace234: Slip out of those pants baby,
yeah.
BritneySpears7821: I slip out of my pants,
just for you, BloodyFace234.
BloodyFace234: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put
on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears7821: Oh, I like to play dress
up.
BloodyFace234: Me too baby.
BritneySpears7821: I kiss you softly on your
chest.
BloodyFace234: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You
turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears7821: Hey...
BloodyFace234: I meditate to regain my mana,
before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears7821: Funny I still don't see
it.
BloodyFace234: I spend my mana reserves to
cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears7821: You are the worst cyber
partner ever. This is ridiculous.
BloodyFace234: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm
the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
BloodyFace234: I steal yo soul and cast
Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you
are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears7821: Don't ever message me
again you piece of shit.
BloodyFace234: Robots are trying to drill my
brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming
piles of metal.
BloodyFace234: King Arthur congratulates me
for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold
war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
BloodyFace234: You still there baby? I think
it's getting hard now.
BloodyFace234: Baby?
<Warned and blocked! Ouch!>
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CONVO 2
BritneySpears7821: Ok, are you ready?
EminemTJ56: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears7821: I like your music Em...
Tee hee.
EminemTJ56: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the
ladies.
BritneySpears7821: Mmm, we like it a lot.
Let me show you.
BritneySpears7821: I take off your pants,
slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
EminemTJ56: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my
robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears7821: What the fuck, I told you
not to message me again.
EminemTJ56: Oh shit!
BritneySpears7821: I swear if you do it one
more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you
fuck up.
EminemTJ56: Oh shit!
EminemTJ56: damn I gotta write down your
names or something
<Here, they warned and blocked us again. Life is
rough...>
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