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It's Pretty Outside Here we try to convince some guy to go outside and enjoy nature's endless beauty. The convo gets way sidetracked, but our mission is somewhat accomplished throughout...sort of...kinda. We are playing the part of "BnBRool." BnBRool: have you seen how pretty it is outside? audubondj9: nope BnBRool: do you have a window? audubondj9: yup audubondj9: i'm sorry, but who is this again? BnBRool: can you see out of it? BnBRool: my name's jason audubondj9: how do i have your screen name? BnBRool: we haven't talked before? audubondj9: you're on my buddy list BnBRool: yeah, we talked a while back audubondj9: do you trade movies? BnBRool: what kind of movies? audubondj9: divx BnBRool: haven't heard of that one audubondj9: so how have we talked? BnBRool: we talked on IM BnBRool: like we are now audubondj9: i know, but how'd i get your screen name? BnBRool: because we were talking BnBRool: that's how i got yours BnBRool: maybe you looked me up in some directory or something audubondj9: i only have screen names of people i know personally or people i trade movies with...so i'm confused..i've never had a random screen name before BnBRool: well neither have i BnBRool: i mean, if you want to trade movies, that's cool BnBRool: but i've never heard of the divx movie audubondj9: but you have traded movies over the internet before? BnBRool: nope BnBRool: i bought movies before audubondj9: weird, maybe you know my roomate or something BnBRool: who's your roomie? audubondj9: Franklin Hart BnBRool: frank.... BnBRool: frank... BnBRool: frank...lin? BnBRool: franklin, you say? audubondj9: yup BnBRool: no, can't say i know her audubondj9: it's a him audubondj9: do you go to LSU? BnBRool: yeah BnBRool: it's a long drive, though BnBRool: i don't like doing it audubondj9: do you do anything extracurricular there? BnBRool: no because i have to drive to lafayette every day BnBRool: it takes me 2 hours audubondj9: okay...well i don't know how in the hell we have each others names BnBRool: that's cool BnBRool: i was just wondering if you'd seen how pretty it was outside audubondj9: i have now BnBRool: you think it's pretty? audubondj9: yup BnBRool: why don't you go outside then? audubondj9: i will BnBRool: really? BnBRool: awesome BnBRool: like right now? audubondj9: no, like after i shower BnBRool: you're in the shower? audubondj9: yeah BnBRool: whoa BnBRool: how are you not getting the keyboard wet? audubondj9: aquacomputer BnBRool: i tried to do that the other day and i fried my whole damn computer BnBRool: oh shit BnBRool: that sounds bad ass audubondj9: it's a new thing from mattel..you know, the people that make barbie dolls BnBRool: yeah, mattel makes some wicked shit audubondj9: yup BnBRool: but how can you get clean and chat at the same time? BnBRool: you type with one hand or what? audubondj9: i'm a natural born multitasker audubondj9: nah, type with my feet BnBRool: so your aquacomputer has a screen, too? BnBRool: man, if i had 2 feet, i'd try that audubondj9: yeah, it has it's own screen, but i also have a screen built into the wall of the shower BnBRool: 2 screens? audubondj9: yup BnBRool: that's freaking off the chain! audubondj9: i have 12 toes too BnBRool: i bet you can run fast BnBRool: dude, that's one more reason why you need to go outside audubondj9: oh, i can't run though, i have an enlarged heart, and if i ran i could die BnBRool: hey, am i interrupting your shower or anything? audubondj9: nah man...this is a usual activity for me... BnBRool: how much faster can you walk than a guy who has, say, 10 toes? audubondj9: not any faster at all...i usually crawl to conserve leg energy audubondj9: so what happened to your legs? BnBRool: nothing audubondj9: just born without? BnBRool: i have both my legs BnBRool: no, i was born ok audubondj9: oh, i thought you said you didn't... BnBRool: i don't have both feet BnBRool: i only have one audubondj9: ah...what happened to the feet? BnBRool: the other is a prosthetic one audubondj9: awesome audubondj9: how's that work for yah? BnBRool: which explains why it takes me longer to drive from lafayette to baton rouge BnBRool: well, it was cool until i lost it BnBRool: so now i have to get another job so i can buy another prosthetic one audubondj9: and how'd you come across getting a prosthetic foot? BnBRool: well, i bought it online audubondj9: how'd you lose the original fleshandbones foot? BnBRool: oh BnBRool: i was running on the beach when i was a little kid audubondj9: thats something i Never got to do...with the bad heart and all BnBRool: hey, maybe your dream will come true one day BnBRool: are you done showering? audubondj9: yeah, i'm changing my kids diaper now BnBRool: ok, cool, i just want to know when you're outside BnBRool: it looks awesome out there, man audubondj9: why? BnBRool: why what? BnBRool: why do you have a kid? audubondj9: outside? BnBRool: because it's a beautiful day out there, man! BnBRool: you can't let life pass you by audubondj9: oh cool, i'm out on my porch right now BnBRool: take the kid out for an ice cream casserole or something BnBRool: wait audubondj9: he's lactose intollerant BnBRool: does your aquacomputer work outside of the shower? audubondj9: it's transportable, like a laptop kind of BnBRool: oh shit! audubondj9: yeah, set me back 55 bucks audubondj9: it's nice though BnBRool: man, that's exactly how much my new foot is going to cost BnBRool: once i get that foot, i'll be right there on your porch beside you, dude audubondj9: i'd opt for the aquacomputer and forget about the new foot for now... BnBRool: no shit, huh? audubondj9: oh yeah, i'm sure there are plenty of beautiful days to come BnBRool: nah, what's the point in getting the aquacomputer if you can't carry it anywhere because you don't have 2 feet? audubondj9: but theres only one aquacomputer audubondj9: most people use their hands for it BnBRool: right, but i have to walk with my feet, yo audubondj9: they actually have and amputeeaquacomputer audubondj9: it rolls alongside you with some kind of smart sensor..they're like 57 bucks though BnBRool: shit, man! BnBRool: shit! BnBRool: i couldn't afford that audubondj9: i know...neither could i...but i bet you could take out a loan or something BnBRool: life is hard for me BnBRool: i can't even go outside audubondj9: you live in the hood? BnBRool: no way BnBRool: i said it was pretty outside BnBRool: would i say that in the ghetto? audubondj9: i'm outside...it's nice out here BnBRool: shit, i know, man BnBRool: i wish i could be there audubondj9: weather isn't any different in the ghetto than it is in a nice neighborhood... BnBRool: oh audubondj9: i actually live in the hood, and it's beautiful out here right now BnBRool: i'm sorry man BnBRool: i didn't know BnBRool: i should have asked audubondj9: i'm not, i moved here to help me get into character for my next motion picture BnBRool: whoa BnBRool: what movie is that? BnBRool: divx 2? audubondj9: can't tell...it's top secret audubondj9: divx is a type of movie, not a title of a movie...they're illeagel dvd copy's that you can download off of the internet... BnBRool: illegal? audubondj9: yup BnBRool: you do that illegal shit, man? BnBRool: you're not worried? audubondj9: oh i worry all the time, cry in my sleep sometimes... BnBRool: so you can shower, watch Divx: The Movie, and chat all at the same damn time? audubondj9: but it's an addiction...movies and crack, two things i just can't give up audubondj9: something like that, yeah BnBRool: you are lucky, yo audubondj9: i gotta go man, my wife wants me to run to home depot and buy a new showerhead... BnBRool: all right audubondj9: good talking to you though... BnBRool: why can't you bring the aquacomputer? BnBRool: just carry it along and we can keep chatting audubondj9: it only has a 3 mile long power chord and the home depot is 4 miles down the road BnBRool: all right, man BnBRool: have fun outside audubondj9: later haus... BnBRool: kiss that kid for me BnBRool: and take care of all them toes! BnBRool: you're still signed on BnBRool: that's weird |
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