AOL Victims

One of our favorite things to do is poke fun at the idiots who use AOL Instant Messenger.  We create a fake screen name, register it, and then use the buddy wizard to find our next victim.  We always change their name to protect them from being harassed any further, but everything that goes on in the conversation is very, very real. Pretty simple, right? Well, the complexity and brilliance of this feature lies within each individual conversation. All the most recent stuff is at the top of the list below. Everything is coded with those shitty little AOL emoticons so you know what is what. If you still don't know what is what, feel free to IM us and we swear that you won't end up on this page. Honest.
 

Convo Key: Cyber Sex-Related | Disgusting | Classic | Sucker Looking for Relationship | S8 Character | General Sucker | Angry Victim | Bot Convo
Cyber Sex-Related
- Cyber Me Twice - A Very Special Delivery - Bestiality Cyber - The Quickest Orgasm Ever - Lame Cyber - I Have a Weinee - Gross People are Gross - Can I Kiss You? - Sexy Sex - Scary Foreign Cyber - Sucker Be Suckered
Disgusting
- Gross Baby - A Giant Pecker - Woof Woof
Classic
- Virus Warning #1 - Scared of Warnings - Jesus Freak - Cyber Advice - Swite! - Merry X-Mas - Baby Time - Country Loving - Cajun Poppa - Round 1
Sucker Looking for Relationship
- A Couple of Party Animals - Part 2 - A Couple of Party Animals - Part 1 - Horny Grandma - Not Tonight - Awesome Bruce - Cajun Poppa - Round 2
S8 Character
- The Gayest Gentleman in the World - A Pleasant Evening - Fannie's First Victim - Fannie's First Victim - Part 2 - Fannie's Second Victim - Gentleman in Need - Roommate Troubles - Gammy's First Chat - A Gentle Attempt - An Explanation - Lonesome Lord
General Sucker
- Life as Cody - Part 2 - Life as Cody - Part 1 - The Nicest Fan in the World - Selling Drugs Online - This is Not a Response - Party Hopping - Convo In My Head - Rooney's Folly - Depressed Tweety Fan - Part 3 - Depressed Tweety Fan - Part 2 - Depressed Tweety Fan - Part 1 - It's Pretty Outside - Garbage Pail Kids - Happy Halloween! - Weight Watching - Freedom! - You Sound Deep - Dance Party - Valentine Special - Hotty Hotness Cute - Car Trouble - Indeed	- The Wannabe Writer - Part 2 - The Wannabe Writer - Part 1 - A Helpful/Hateful Fan/Critic? - More Emoticon Madness! - Stupid Punk - The Ol' Switcheroo - Just Married - Conversation Starter - Roller Coaster - Birthday Boy - Music Maniac - Part 2 - Music Maniac - Part 1 - 12 Years Old and Funny - More Religion - Pump that Trunk - Silly! - Francis' Fudge - OMG LOL! - Trading Card Deal Gone Wrong - Afraid of the CEO - Post Sugar Bowl Bliss - Part 2 - Post Sugar Bowl Bliss - Part 1
Angry Victim
- You've Got a Text Message Phone Call Instant Message E-Mail - How Old R U? - Part 2 - How Old R U? - Part 1 - Courtney the Liar - Part 3 - Courtney the Liar - Part 2 - Courtney the Liar - Part 1 - Welcome to the Internet! - Emoticon Madness - Football Fags - Coming Clean - Angry G-Spot - Dead GF - Screen Name Master - Shutup - Buff Daddy	- Virus Warnings #2 - 6 - The Misunderstood Baby Genius - Busted? - Request-A-Victim #1 - Request-A-Victim #2 - Kiss Like a Bitch - Angry and Confused - Perfect Record - She Loves You, Man! - I Am Perfect - Jenerous Jenitals - Remembering the Future - Hot and Steamy - Latino Heat - Heated Talk
Bot Convo
- The Dell Dude - Stupid AOL Advertising Robots - Victim 2 - Stupid AOL Advertising Robots - Victim 1 If you like what you see above, tell us so. If you are one of the above idiots, also feel free to tell us. We've received many messages already from people who found themselves on here. We'd like to get sued one of these days, so if you could at least threaten us with that or something, we'd appreciate it. Do the contents of this page make you happy or sad? Talk about it in the Studio 8 Forums right now! Back to Online Main