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Can I Kiss You? We treat this guy like a real queen, but he refuses our sexual advances. What nerve... We are "BnBRool." BnBRool: Hey! BnBRool: What's up? AnubisFabubis: midget? BnBRool: Well, you sure take a while to think up a response. AnubisFabubis: lol AnubisFabubis: was busy sry BnBRool: I meant to ask you this the other day.... BnBRool: Can I kiss you? AnubisFabubis: who are you lol BnBRool: Look, I'm sorry. BnBRool: I didn't mean that. BnBRool: I got carried away in the moment I guess. AnubisFabubis: yea you did AnubisFabubis: but who are you BnBRool: I stepped over a line, didn't I? AnubisFabubis: not really BnBRool: So I can kiss you? AnubisFabubis: i dont know BnBRool: I'm sorry. BnBRool: I move too fast sometimes. AnubisFabubis: lol its fine BnBRool: No it's not. AnubisFabubis: yeah yeah it is. BnBRool: I...I just....feel it, you know? AnubisFabubis: Sure I know all about it. BnBRool: Oh, great. BnBRool: <trying to touch your breast> AnubisFabubis: Yeahp. BnBRool: Does that feel good? AnubisFabubis: If i was a girl maybe it would. BnBRool: <pulling hand away quickly> BnBRool: What? BnBRool: Did I do something wrong? AnubisFabubis: No not really. BnBRool: I thought you liked that sort of stuff, baby. AnubisFabubis: Its the internet i feel violated in no way. BnBRool: Can I call you baby? AnubisFabubis: I dont care lol AnubisFabubis: If thats your thing then sure BnBRool: I'm really sorry...But when we're together like this.... BnBRool: I have to express myself sexually. AnubisFabubis: You know we arent together right now right? AnubisFabubis: Hold on whats my name? AnubisFabubis: My real name BnBRool: Baby, you can argue that all you want. AnubisFabubis: Your dodging the point. BnBRool: What's important is that we are comfortable around each other. BnBRool: <putting arm around you> BnBRool: <squeezing breast again> BnBRool: And comfortable people do this... BnBRool: together. AnubisFabubis: Right. you know your a little off right? BnBRool: <unbuttoning your blouse with teeth> AnubisFabubis: Do i have to explain i am a guy? BnBRool: Baby, it'll be ok. BnBRool: I won't tell anyone. AnubisFabubis: Hold on, I'm male. BnBRool: I won't hurt you. AnubisFabubis: As in i have a penis, no breasts and i dont wear a blouse BnBRool: Trust me. AnubisFabubis: You must be blind typing with a braille keyboard huh? BnBRool: All I can see is you. BnBRool: So yes, I am a little blind. BnBRool: Love can do that to a person. BnBRool: <taking off shoes> BnBRool: <licking the bottom of your left sock> AnubisFabubis: *beats you over the head with your left shoe* AnubisFabubis: are you getting the picture? BnBRool: Baby! BnBRool: Don't be like that. BnBRool: Look, should we just be friends? BnBRool: <buttoning your blouse back> AnubisFabubis: No dont call me baby. Condoning that was a bad decision. AnubisFabubis: I dont think I even want to be your acquaintance BnBRool: Baby, you don't mean that. AnubisFabubis: I ran over a dog yesterday\ BnBRool: You're just all horny and delirious. AnubisFabubis: Horny like a rose bush. BnBRool: Here, let me calm you down. BnBRool: <re-unbuttoning your blouse> AnubisFabubis: My shirt doesnt button. BnBRool: <gasping in delight at what lays beneath> BnBRool: Well that's no problem, baby. AnubisFabubis: Yeah my acne is bad im sorry. Please just dont say anything about it BnBRool: Hey, all I see is beauty. AnubisFabubis: Damn your relentless BnBRool: My blindness for you acting up again. BnBRool: Relentlessness pays off, baby. AnubisFabubis: I once had sex with 2 giraffes at the zoo, now ive got herpes and swollen genitila BnBRool: <lightly touching a nipple> BnBRool: Sorry, that was my nipple I lightly touched. BnBRool: I thought it was yours. AnubisFabubis: hehe AnubisFabubis: funny shit BnBRool: Baby, this isn't funny. BnBRool: It's special. BnBRool: <taking off my shirt> BnBRool: Tell me I'm special. AnubisFabubis: You are definately special in other sorts of ways. AnubisFabubis: You know what your fucking pissing me off BnBRool: Thank you, baby. BnBRool: Baby, why? BnBRool: I thought we were perfect together. BnBRool: <thinking about putting shirt back on, but forgetting about it because I'm staring at your bra.> AnubisFabubis: Shut up dyke, if we were perfect together id be ramming your ass right now but that isnt happening because i dont know who the fuck you are but your sick and deranged and you think im a female AnubisFabubis: I should smack you with my cock BnBRool: I am getting a weird vibe here. BnBRool: Is this about your parents or whatever? AnubisFabubis: Weird vibe? you are the epitomy of weird vibe. Your lack of intelligence astounds me. BnBRool: Or is this about your church group again? AnubisFabubis: Fuck church. religion is the opiate of the masses. BnBRool: <putting condom back in wallet> BnBRool: Baby, I want to make out with you...I mean make up with you. AnubisFabubis: ... BnBRool: Please, let's not end like this. AnubisFabubis: I hope you get raped by 3 dirty mexicans. BnBRool: Is this over? BnBRool: <crying> BnBRool: I'm sorry you have to see me cry. AnubisFabubis: it didnt start, all my friends tell me your easy. BnBRool: But I'm very sensitive and caring. AnubisFabubis: you slut. AnubisFabubis: and your a homo. BnBRool: <thinking about touching your rear end> BnBRool: Babby...I mean, baby.... BnBRool: I'm pouring out my heart right now. AnubisFabubis: You know hitler had this really good idea one time, with a different group of people but i beleive we should use this method to eradicate all of the homosexually inclined, like yourself, in one swift movement. BnBRool: I can't live without you. AnubisFabubis: Then i guess you should die BnBRool: I'm going to try to touch you between the legs again. BnBRool: Ok? BnBRool: <aiming my hand at your crotch, but finding your belly button first> BnBRool: Oh my! BnBRool: Can I do this? BnBRool: Just this once. I promise. AnubisFabubis: Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Chishium, but he lives on Endor with a bunch of four foot tall ewoks. That does not make sense! You are a male that wants a female but is going after me, a male! Does that makes sense? NO! No it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor,YOU MUST ACQUIT! BnBRool: Baby, we can put on the Star Wars movie if that helps. BnBRool: Ok? AnubisFabubis: Your trying to oppress me arent you, its cause you think im black huh! HEEELP IM OPPRESSED! DO I LOOK BLACK?! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU RACIST! AnubisFabubis: I want an apology AnubisFabubis: Or a dick sucking. BnBRool: Baby, I told I'm sorry. AnubisFabubis: Suck my dick. you bastard. BnBRool: Baby, don't talk dirty like that. AnubisFabubis: I like little children anyways BnBRool: I want this to be sweet. AnubisFabubis: Im going to kill you AnubisFabubis: with a rusty nail and a garbage can. BnBRool: All right, baby, that's more like it. AnubisFabubis: Fuck you you crazy lunatic AnubisFabubis signed off at 12:53:36 PM. |
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