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Valentine Special
This is Valentine's Day wish from a 25-year-old bum (us) to a naive high-schooler (them). We are "Matt is so Hot 5."

MAtt is so Hot 5: I would appreciate it if you would consider being my Valentine
WhItInAgUrL865: hahah
WhItInAgUrL865: thats cute
MAtt is so Hot 5: I'm cute too
MAtt is so Hot 5: and HOT!
WhItInAgUrL865: sure
MAtt is so Hot 5: well, would you like to go out?
WhItInAgUrL865: hahaha
WhItInAgUrL865: how old are you?
MAtt is so Hot 5: I am 25 years old
MAtt is so Hot 5: you?
WhItInAgUrL865: omg hahahah
WhItInAgUrL865: are you serious
MAtt is so Hot 5: look, I really need a date
MAtt is so Hot 5: or a Valentine
WhItInAgUrL865: im 15
MAtt is so Hot 5: either one
MAtt is so Hot 5: perfect!
WhItInAgUrL865: imma little young for you
MAtt is so Hot 5: then lets just be Valentine's
WhItInAgUrL865: right
MAtt is so Hot 5: I've got a HOT case of Valentine's Day FEVER!
WhItInAgUrL865: i sure dont
WhItInAgUrL865: i dont wanna got o school
WhItInAgUrL865: at all
MAtt is so Hot 5: will you tell all your friends that you have a cyber Valentine?
WhItInAgUrL865: everyone will have all these little valentines things and i wont
MAtt is so Hot 5: I will send you one right now
MAtt is so Hot 5: :-*
WhItInAgUrL865: sure
MAtt is so Hot 5: there you go!
WhItInAgUrL865: right
MAtt is so Hot 5: now go brag about it
WhItInAgUrL865: sure
WhItInAgUrL865: do you have a pic?
MAtt is so Hot 5: yes I do
MAtt is so Hot 5: do you young lady?
WhItInAgUrL865: sure do
MAtt is so Hot 5: wanna trade?
WhItInAgUrL865: sure
MAtt is so Hot 5 wants to directly connect.
WhItInAgUrL865 is now directly connected.
MAtt is so Hot 5:
 

WhItInAgUrL865:
WhItInAgUrL865: thats meeh
MAtt is so Hot 5: you are my most favorite valentine
WhItInAgUrL865: sure
MAtt is so Hot 5: what makes me such a good Valentine?
WhItInAgUrL865: i dunno
MAtt is so Hot 5: hey
MAtt is so Hot 5: are you going to have a real-life Valentine?
WhItInAgUrL865: probably not
MAtt is so Hot 5: why not?
WhItInAgUrL865: i dunno
WhItInAgUrL865: everyone good is taken
MAtt is so Hot 5: tell me why
WhItInAgUrL865: i dont know
MAtt is so Hot 5: is it because you say dumb things sometimes?
WhItInAgUrL865: i dont say dumb things ever so no
WhItInAgUrL865: i dont want you to be my valentine
MAtt is so Hot 5: are you pretty?
MAtt is so Hot 5: why not?
WhItInAgUrL865: your a mean old desperate 25 year old thats why
WhItInAgUrL865: bye
MAtt is so Hot 5: I am 26!
MAtt is so Hot 5: today is my birthday!
MAtt is so Hot 5: wait!
WhItInAgUrL86: then you lied to me to
MAtt is so Hot 5: no, it is midnight now
WhItInAgUrL865: actually its 9:53
WhItInAgUrL865: and i have to go to bed
MAtt is so Hot 5: not where I am from
WhItInAgUrL865: ohh well
MAtt is so Hot 5: oh, you are the worst Valentine ever
WhItInAgUrL865: like wise
MAtt is so Hot 5: buy me some chocolates
WhItInAgUrL865: no thanks
MAtt is so Hot 5: yes
MAtt is so Hot 5: buy them now
WhItInAgUrL865: what kinda huy has a girl buy them chocolates
WhItInAgUrL865: a 15 year old girl at that
WhItInAgUrL865: guy*
MAtt is so Hot 5: a HOT one!
WhItInAgUrL865: no comment
WhItInAgUrL865: want me to show you a hot guy
MAtt is so Hot 5: yes I would like to see a hot guy
WhItInAgUrL865: ------>
WhItInAgUrL865: thats a hoy guy
MAtt is so Hot 5: who is that
WhItInAgUrL865: hot*
WhItInAgUrL865: allan iverson
MAtt is so Hot 5: want to see a hot girl?
WhItInAgUrL865: not really
WhItInAgUrL865: i am hot
WhItInAgUrL865: i can look at myself
MAtt is so Hot 5:
MAtt is so Hot 5: I bet you feel dumb now
WhItInAgUrL865: i told you i was hot
WhItInAgUrL865: not really
MAtt is so Hot 5: uh, yeah
WhItInAgUrL865: now i just dont have to go to the mirror to see a hot girl i can just scroll up
MAtt is so Hot 5: I want to take a boat ride with you
WhItInAgUrL865: i dont
MAtt is so Hot 5: ok
MAtt is so Hot 5: pick you up at 9
WhItInAgUrL865: no thanks
MAtt is so Hot 5: see you then
WhItInAgUrL865: you didnt even know who allen iverson was
MAtt is so Hot 5: he was in fight club
WhItInAgUrL865: i could never be valentines with a guy that wasnt into basketball
MAtt is so Hot 5: I like basketball
WhItInAgUrL865: since basketball is like my life
MAtt is so Hot 5: my favorite player is the Denver Crabs
WhItInAgUrL865: its the denver nuggets
MAtt is so Hot 5: no it is not
MAtt is so Hot 5: his name is the Denver Crabs
WhItInAgUrL865: and yeah that just proves we could never possably be together
WhItInAgUrL865: buh bye now
WhItInAgUrL865: good night
WhItInAgUrL865 direct connection is closed.
WhItInAgUrL865 signed off at 12:04:58 AM.


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