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Valentine Special
This is
Valentine's
Day wish from a 25-year-old bum (us) to a naive high-schooler (them).
We are "Matt is so Hot 5."
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I would appreciate it if you would consider being my Valentine
WhItInAgUrL865:
hahah
WhItInAgUrL865:
thats cute
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I'm cute too
MAtt is so Hot 5:
and HOT!
WhItInAgUrL865:
sure
MAtt is so Hot 5:
well, would you like to go out?
WhItInAgUrL865:
hahaha
WhItInAgUrL865:
how old are you?
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I am 25 years old
MAtt is so Hot 5:
you?
WhItInAgUrL865:
omg hahahah
WhItInAgUrL865:
are you serious
MAtt is so Hot 5:
look, I really need a date
MAtt is so Hot 5:
or a Valentine
WhItInAgUrL865:
im 15
MAtt is so Hot 5:
either one
MAtt is so Hot 5:
perfect!
WhItInAgUrL865:
imma little young for you
MAtt is so Hot 5:
then lets just be Valentine's
WhItInAgUrL865:
right
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I've got a HOT case of Valentine's Day FEVER!
WhItInAgUrL865:
i sure dont
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dont wanna got o school
WhItInAgUrL865:
at all
MAtt is so Hot 5:
will you tell all your friends that you have a cyber Valentine?
WhItInAgUrL865:
everyone will have all these little valentines things and i wont
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I will send you one right now
MAtt is so Hot 5:
:-*
WhItInAgUrL865:
sure
MAtt is so Hot 5:
there you go!
WhItInAgUrL865:
right
MAtt is so Hot 5:
now go brag about it
WhItInAgUrL865:
sure
WhItInAgUrL865:
do you have a pic?
MAtt is so Hot 5:
yes I do
MAtt is so Hot 5:
do you young lady?
WhItInAgUrL865:
sure do
MAtt is so Hot 5:
wanna trade?
WhItInAgUrL865:
sure
MAtt is so Hot 5 wants to directly connect.
WhItInAgUrL865 is now directly connected.
MAtt is so Hot 5:
WhItInAgUrL865:

WhItInAgUrL865:
thats meeh
MAtt is so Hot 5:
you are my most favorite valentine
WhItInAgUrL865:
sure
MAtt is so Hot 5:
what makes me such a good Valentine?
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dunno
MAtt is so Hot 5:
hey
MAtt is so Hot 5:
are you going to have a real-life Valentine?
WhItInAgUrL865:
probably not
MAtt is so Hot 5:
why not?
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dunno
WhItInAgUrL865:
everyone good is taken
MAtt is so Hot 5:
tell me why
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dont know
MAtt is so Hot 5:
is it because you say dumb things sometimes?
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dont say dumb things ever so no
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dont want you to be my valentine
MAtt is so Hot 5:
are you pretty?
MAtt is so Hot 5:
why not?
WhItInAgUrL865:
your a mean old desperate 25 year old thats why
WhItInAgUrL865:
bye
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I am 26!
MAtt is so Hot 5:
today is my birthday!
MAtt is so Hot 5:
wait!
WhItInAgUrL86:
then you lied to me to
MAtt is so Hot 5:
no, it is midnight now
WhItInAgUrL865:
actually its 9:53
WhItInAgUrL865:
and i have to go to bed
MAtt is so Hot 5:
not where I am from
WhItInAgUrL865:
ohh well
MAtt is so Hot 5:
oh, you are the worst Valentine ever
WhItInAgUrL865:
like wise
MAtt is so Hot 5:
buy me some chocolates
WhItInAgUrL865:
no thanks
MAtt is so Hot 5:
yes
MAtt is so Hot 5:
buy them now
WhItInAgUrL865:
what kinda huy has a girl buy them chocolates
WhItInAgUrL865:
a 15 year old girl at that
WhItInAgUrL865:
guy*
MAtt is so Hot 5:
a HOT one!
WhItInAgUrL865:
no comment
WhItInAgUrL865:
want me to show you a hot guy
MAtt is so Hot 5:
yes I would like to see a hot guy
WhItInAgUrL865:
------>
WhItInAgUrL865:
thats a hoy guy
MAtt is so Hot 5:
who is that
WhItInAgUrL865:
hot*
WhItInAgUrL865:
allan iverson
MAtt is so Hot 5:
want to see a hot girl?
WhItInAgUrL865:
not really
WhItInAgUrL865:
i am hot
WhItInAgUrL865:
i can look at myself
MAtt is so Hot 5:
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I bet you feel dumb now
WhItInAgUrL865:
i told you i was hot
WhItInAgUrL865:
not really
MAtt is so Hot 5:
uh, yeah
WhItInAgUrL865:
now i just dont have to go to the mirror to see a hot girl i can just scroll up
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I want to take a boat ride with you
WhItInAgUrL865:
i dont
MAtt is so Hot 5:
ok
MAtt is so Hot 5:
pick you up at 9
WhItInAgUrL865:
no thanks
MAtt is so Hot 5:
see you then
WhItInAgUrL865:
you didnt even know who allen iverson was
MAtt is so Hot 5:
he was in fight club
WhItInAgUrL865:
i could never be valentines with a guy that wasnt into basketball
MAtt is so Hot 5:
I like basketball
WhItInAgUrL865:
since basketball is like my life
MAtt is so Hot 5:
my favorite player is the Denver Crabs
WhItInAgUrL865:
its the denver nuggets
MAtt is so Hot 5:
no it is not
MAtt is so Hot 5:
his name is the Denver Crabs
WhItInAgUrL865:
and yeah that just proves we could never possably be together
WhItInAgUrL865:
buh bye now
WhItInAgUrL865:
good night
WhItInAgUrL865 direct connection is closed.
WhItInAgUrL865 signed off at 12:04:58 AM.
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