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Merry X-Mas!
This conversation with a pleasant old lady from Canada
brings smiles to our hearts. We are "SortaAngryPerson."
SortaAngryPerson:
Merry Christmas!
Truesnow055:
Why do you have such a name...when you keep using Merry
Christmas....hmmmm...that doesn't sound like a very angry message to me...
SortaAngryPerson:
hello!
SortaAngryPerson:
I'm just trying to spread a little holiday cheer!
Truesnow055:
Hello! How are you tonite!
SortaAngryPerson:
What took you so long to write back?
Truesnow055:
Thats kewl....I was talking to a guy that wanted cyber
sex....and when I told him there was no way...he left...hahaha!!
SortaAngryPerson:
yeah!
SortaAngryPerson:
nice work!
Truesnow055:
Are you male or female? Where are you from?
SortaAngryPerson:
what did he say to you?
Truesnow055:
Are you a christian?
SortaAngryPerson:
what did he say to you?
Truesnow055:
he was trying to use the ruse that he was lonely and his
wife turned bi in the past 5 years and she left him....are you christian?
Why do you want to know so strongly what I said...I told him he was nuts to stay
with her....and some more...but he got the drift of it all..
SortaAngryPerson:
Merry Christmas!
Truesnow055:
Same to you...
thats it eh?
SortaAngryPerson:
What are you getting for CHRISTMAS?
Truesnow055:
Probably the latest appliance out on the market...hahahha!!
Truesnow055:
Are you female?
SortaAngryPerson:
LOL!!!
Truesnow055:
What are you getting?
SortaAngryPerson:
which applicance?
Truesnow055:
I have no idea until it arrives on christmas morning...it
could be a tool cause I do crafts or it could be a kitchen gadget....I never
know...I don't have time to keep up to the latest fashion either so it will be a
surprise...hahaaha!!
SortaAngryPerson:
LOL!
SortaAngryPerson:
you sure do make me giggle!
SortaAngryPerson:
and no one is even TICKLING me!!!!
Truesnow055:
What about your gifty?
Truesnow055:
Kewl!!
Truesnow055:
Maybe you are tickle me Elmo???
SortaAngryPerson:
probably some Santa paraphanelia!!!!
Truesnow055:
Why cause you are Santa....oh yeah!!
SortaAngryPerson:
YEAH BABY!
SortaAngryPerson:
(sorry, I'm watching Austin Powers right now!!!!)
SortaAngryPerson:
YEAH!
Truesnow055:
Now you didn't ask me what I would like for christmas?
That is totally different....I want a room full of soft teddy bears that I could
cuddle for weeks....yessssss!! Any chance you are a teddy bear lover?
SortaAngryPerson:
oh my! You are talking to the QUEEN of TEDDIES!!!
SortaAngryPerson:
Alright!
Truesnow055:
I am sorry but it is getting late...I am old, retired, and
need my geritol....and then I am off to bed...sweet dreams to you....nitey nite
now....
SortaAngryPerson:
wait!!!!
SortaAngryPerson:
just a little longer pretty please?
SortaAngryPerson:
I don't often meet other ladies like me
Truesnow055:
God bless...thanks for talking to me and for the merry
christmas cheers...
Wait for what...
SortaAngryPerson:
I don't often meet other ladies like me
Truesnow055:
Are you a lady then?
Like you....meaning?
SortaAngryPerson:
I would love to chat!
SortaAngryPerson:
you are so full of smiles and laughter!
SortaAngryPerson:
and other happy things too!
Truesnow055:
But I have been jerked around all nite with people playing
games...I am feeling like they are laughing at me at times instead of just
having a nice conversation...if you know what I mean.
Truesnow055:
Maybe my name should be sortaAngryPerson...hahaha
Truesnow055:
By the way I am menopausal too...ahhahahaha!! Bummer!
SortaAngryPerson:
well, lets tell jokes or something!
SortaAngryPerson:
are they laughing at your jokes?
Truesnow055:
No they just don't answer any questions or give any
information...I feel like I am typing to myself at times...
SortaAngryPerson:
that is mean!
Truesnow055:
Do you have family? Kids I mean?
SortaAngryPerson:
I will answer questions
SortaAngryPerson:
yes, I have 7 kids
Truesnow055:
Yes it is...kewl...then lets talk.....
Wow....a lady with kids...and lots of them...wow...that is so neat...are they
grown up?
Truesnow055:
Sorry for the sarcasm back there...
SortaAngryPerson:
they are all grown up
SortaAngryPerson:
they're probably screwing around just like I did back then!
SortaAngryPerson:
what about you?
Truesnow055:
I have 3 grown up kids...they are all my best friends..we
have alot of fun together...How old are they?
Mine are 31, 29, & 27.
Truesnow055:
What time is it there? It is 10:45pm here...I live in the
southwest and U?
SortaAngryPerson:
it is almost 12 here!
SortaAngryPerson:
I'm sleeeeeepy!
SortaAngryPerson:
with this much Christmas cheer though, I don't think I'll EVER make it to bed!!
Truesnow055:
So you live on the east coast then....long ways from
me...I am in Arizona right now ..and U?
I am sleepy also...I was up at 5:30am this morning...unfortunately I have a
husband that is an early morning person and I am a nitehawk and stayed up till
1am last nite so I am going on little sleep tonite
SortaAngryPerson:
will he still have sex with you if you are both so tired?
Truesnow055:
How old are you:?
SortaAngryPerson:
I'm sorry, we're quite frank down here....will he still make love to you?
Truesnow055:
hmmmm...I can see where this is going....no thanks...
SortaAngryPerson:
I apologize
SortaAngryPerson:
I was trying to be fun
SortaAngryPerson:
nevermind, I'm very sorry
Truesnow055:
I told you cyber sex is out of the question...and anything
about it I am not about to share....goodnite...have a merry christmas
SortaAngryPerson:
no!
SortaAngryPerson:
we don't have to talk about it
SortaAngryPerson:
and I don't know what cyber sex is
SortaAngryPerson:
well?
Truesnow055:
I thought you were gone....
SortaAngryPerson:
no, I'm here
SortaAngryPerson:
I am sorry about before
SortaAngryPerson:
I don't want to be like everyone else
Truesnow055:
okay now what...where do we have a conversation now and
about what..you set the pace?
SortaAngryPerson:
ok...
SortaAngryPerson:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
SortaAngryPerson:
lets talk about that
SortaAngryPerson:
you know...the holidays in general!
Truesnow055:
You know these chat programs are starting to tick me
off...
MERRY CHRISTMAS...
Well what are you getting for christmas then?
Truesnow055:
Sorry for the sarcasm....I am just feeling a little burnt
right now...
Truesnow055:
Merry Christmas....hahahha!!
SortaAngryPerson:
do you have any hoiliday photographs?
Truesnow055:
nope...do you?
SortaAngryPerson:
I have a hard time getting to know people when I can't see their face
Truesnow055:
Well I have a picture of Santa Clause....would you like
that? I am just too ugly to put on this computer...it would break the screen...
Truesnow055:
You know I really don't think I am into this conversation
thing tonite....perhaps it would be better for you to speak with someone more
jovial and into all of this christmas cheer...you take my identity of truesnow
and I will take yours as SortaAngryPerson...by the way where did that come from
anyway??????????
SortaAngryPerson:
well, I killed a few people
SortaAngryPerson:
you?
Truesnow055:
Merry hohohohohohoooho....this is B.S....yeup you killed
me....hahhaha...nitey nitey sweetie....have a wonderful christmas...
SortaAngryPerson:
I won't
SortaAngryPerson:
I hate that we met
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