Selling Drugs Online
Selling drugs in real life is hard. Selling drugs online is harder. Kids these days just aren't as gullible as they would have been if we could have sold drugs online in the 1950's. Oh well. We are playing the role of "BnBRool".

PartyFinestGirl: hey
PartyFinestGirl: whos this?
BnBRool: who is this?
PartyFinestGirl: Megan
BnBRool: how did you find me?
PartyFinestGirl: i have no clue u were on my buddy list and i have no idea how it got there
BnBRool: did you need to buy something?
PartyFinestGirl: umm no?
BnBRool: well, then why did you come to me?
BnBRool: people only come to me when they need some stuff
PartyFinestGirl: i just wanted to know who u were cuz ur name was on my buddylist
PartyFinestGirl: sry to bother u
BnBRool: hey, you aren't bothering me, baby
BnBRool: i just get a little freaked out when random people message me and then they say they aren't interested in purchasing anything
PartyFinestGirl: wut do u sell?
BnBRool: i sell dreams
BnBRool: i sell magic
BnBRool: i sell everything you'll ever need
PartyFinestGirl: ok w/e
BnBRool: you don't believe me?
PartyFinestGirl: no i dont know u
BnBRool: how about some acid, then?
BnBRool: you want some cocaine?
BnBRool: i've got mountains and mountains of weed
PartyFinestGirl: no thank you im fine
BnBRool: cheap cheap cheap
PartyFinestGirl: i dont smoke
BnBRool: i bet you are fine
PartyFinestGirl: yea u do
BnBRool: i don't either <wink>
PartyFinestGirl: ok
BnBRool: so how about a free sample?
PartyFinestGirl: no i told u i dont smoke
BnBRool: i'm talking about ecstasy, little girl
BnBRool: you don't smoke it
BnBRool: you just swallow it
BnBRool: one little pill to cure all of your ills
BnBRool: come on...
PartyFinestGirl: ok w/e i dontt want wut ever u have
BnBRool: but it's free!
BnBRool: you can't beat that!
PartyFinestGirl: i dont want it!
BnBRool: what, are you some kind of goodie-goodie?
BnBRool: look, i'm going to send you some ecstasy right now
PartyFinestGirl: no im not stupid
PartyFinestGirl: no i dont want n e thing from u
BnBRool: i'm sending it right now
BnBRool: <ecstasy>
PartyFinestGirl: w/e
BnBRool: now take that
BnBRool: and you'll be thanking me later
BnBRool: or thank me now
BnBRool: i just want you to feel good
BnBRool: because that's what it's all about, right?
PartyFinestGirl: i feel fine
BnBRool: feeling good
PartyFinestGirl: ok w/e
BnBRool: yeah, but i want you to feel gooooood
BnBRool: have you taken the ecstasy yet?
PartyFinestGirl: no
BnBRool: why not?
BnBRool: just gulp it on down
BnBRool: i won't tell anybody
BnBRool: nobody's watching...
BnBRool: you're safe with me.
PartyFinestGirl: no thank you i dont want n e thing to do wit it
BnBRool: don't be such a dweeb!
BnBRool: come on...
BnBRool: just a little taste...
BnBRool: it's sooooo goood
PartyFinestGirl: i dont even know u!
BnBRool: why does it matter?
PartyFinestGirl: cuz it does
PartyFinestGirl: how old r u?
BnBRool: how old are you?
BnBRool: i'm old enough to be selling this shit
BnBRool: i'm 16
BnBRool: there.
BnBRool: you happy?
BnBRool: don't tell anybody though
PartyFinestGirl: im 14 and i dont want n e of ur shit bye!
BnBRool: wait!
BnBRool: i've got some other shit here that's even better
BnBRool: paint thinner
BnBRool: you put it in a bag and breathe it in
PartyFinestGirl: no i dont take drugs!
PartyFinestGirl: ok
PartyFinestGirl: i dont want n e thing!!
BnBRool: totally legal, you won't get busted or get in trouble
BnBRool: ok?
PartyFinestGirl: no bye!
BnBRool: you want some paint thinner?
BnBRool: i also have some spray paint shit
BnBRool: that's good too
PartyFinestGirl: no leave me alone!!

<Warned us up to 25%.>

BnBRool: oh, wow

<Here, she blocked us.>

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