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A Couple of Party Animals - Part 1
Lucky us. Out of the whole wide
world of online chatting, we managed to find the ULTIMATE PARTYING DUDE! He's
way old, pretty damn gay, and he's a total cutey to boot! We got a few good
convos out of him.
We are "JonBonJared."
JonBonJared:
yo dude
F8al Bullets34:
Hey, I'm chatting rigt
now, but will you be on for a little while?
JonBonJared:
right on man
JonBonJared:
ill just be here chillin
F8al Bullets34:
Ok, cool, be with you in
just a few minutes, cuz this guy is hot. Damn.
JonBonJared:
sure man, ill be listening to some Boston in the meantime
F8al Bullets34:
Damn, I just closed the
window with this guys window, and he was hot, down in Louisiana. Think he was
17, and likes older guys. Wow. Still got a hardon. LOL.
F8al Bullets34:
I mean picture, cuz
wanted to show you him. Damn, what an idiot.
JonBonJared:
thats a drag dude
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, I hate it when I do
that, cuz after you close the window, you can't save the pic. He was
definitely hot. Now I can't even remember his name. Got so horney, I forgot to
ask him for it. LOL.
F8al Bullets34:
genghiskahn003 is his SN.
Ever heard of him?
JonBonJared:
yeah my old lady sent me a pic of her in one of those sexy leather outfits but
i closed the window too early and never got to see the damn bitch
JonBonJared:
nope
F8al Bullets34:
Didn't really expect you
to, but I'll probably never hear from him again, but he said he was putting me
on his list, so you never know. So what's been going on?
JonBonJared:
just chilling and looking for the party scene around here
F8al Bullets34:
Forgot where you live.
Getting tired, and the memory goes first. LOL.
JonBonJared:
throw a dart baby
JonBonJared:
ive been everywhere
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, I'm in Ohio, but
around here, there's not much of a party scene, unless you go downtown.
JonBonJared:
goddogit i wish i was at a party
F8al Bullets34:
So what's ur poison,
beer, pot, or booze?
JonBonJared:
all
JonBonJared:
at the same time
JonBonJared:
including poison
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, same here. LOL.
Well, don't get too carrried away! But a nice buzz is mighty fine.
JonBonJared:
check this scenario out man...dont you wish you were chillin at some random
party sittin a dudes couch with the Stones playing in the background and the
people there are scared of you and wondering how to get you the heck out?
F8al Bullets34:
Well, the stones playing
"Start me up" would definetly get me going, and then just put on Sticky
Fingers albumn, and I'm happy.
F8al Bullets34:
Course, I have about
every song Stones ever sang, and they're definitely one of my favorite bands.
Your'e talking bout my kind of rock n roll.
JonBonJared:
thats heaven bra....all i need besides that is a fine ass hotty and a truck
blaring
some AC/DC out of the tape deck
F8al Bullets34:
OH, man, put on HIghway
to Hell, then Back in Black, and I'm in heaven!
F8al Bullets34:
Hells Bells.
JonBonJared:
f'ing right man
JonBonJared:
f'ing right
F8al Bullets34:
You got it, dude!
F8al Bullets34:
See we sure like the
same music.
F8al Bullets34:
Just good old rock n
roll. John Cougar, cuz he's from Indiana, and I used to go hunting out in
Seymore, IN. where he was born.
JonBonJared:
thats where i want to die
JonBonJared:
every thought about that man?
JonBonJared:
where you want to die
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, you got that right,
that's the REAL America out there, with some great people. Well, I doubt
anybody ever knows where the heck they're going to die, but I sure spent a lot
of time out in south central INdiana, hunting with my dad, and then my
buddies, and it was great. Also used to ride my Harley out there, and it was
great.
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, I just want to go
fast, doing whatever I love to do.
JonBonJared:
i had a harley once
F8al Bullets34:
Oh, yea, what kind?
JonBonJared:
but i took that mug down back in 83
JonBonJared:
had to, was heading straight for some goats going 70
JonBonJared:
never rode a bike or ate goat since
F8al Bullets34:
You crashed? Ever get
hurt bad? I've gotten a lot of road rash, but never got hurt, and I really did
some crazy shit on my motorcycles, and I had eight of them in my life.
F8al Bullets34:
My best bike was my
Harley Low Rider, a 1980, and have a pic of me on it. Want to see it?
JonBonJared:
yeah dude
JonBonJared:
i had my left nose almost completely tore off once. let me tell you something
about that. it is not a fun thing man
JonBonJared: thats
what i wanted to tell you
F8al Bullets34:
JonBonJared: nice hog
man
F8al Bullets34:
Man, that sucks, dude. I was lucky
that I never killed myself, but my best freind got killed in 1975 doing 70,
and he was totally fucked up. Broke every bone in his body. He died holding my
hand.
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, I bought that bike new in
1980, and cost me six grand. Now a new one cost 14 grand. Wow.
JonBonJared:
thats some tough shit...i once lost me favorite hat going around 35
JonBonJared: it was a
nice hat...it was black with big white letters saying "Woof Arted"
F8al Bullets34:
LOL. I never wore a helmet, except
in KY, and Indiana used to have a helmet law too, but not Ohio. LOL. That's
funny, but better lose ur hat than ur life. But you ride to live, and live to
ride, dude.
F8al Bullets34:
Do I take it you like Jon Bon
Jovi?
F8al Bullets34:
Stilll there?
JonBonJared:
yeah i'm here man
JonBonJared: sorry i
think i passed out
F8al Bullets34:
Damn, ur still alive?
JonBonJared:
i hope so chief
F8al Bullets34:
Yea, I thought you might have
passed out. LOL
<5 minutes
later...>
F8al Bullets34:
You are a partying dude!
<5 minutes
later...>
F8al Bullets34:
I thought I said something that
pissed you off or something.
<12 minutes
later...>
F8al Bullets34:
Jared, wake the fuck up, man!
<35 minutes
later...>
F8al Bullets34:
Oh, well, catch you when ur not
so wasted. Give me an IM, buddy!
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