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Baby Time This guy is a sucker. This Grandma is giving birth. We are "GuzzlingGrandma." GuzzlingGrandma: hello? DJ MY SONN: Hi! GuzzlingGrandma: I'm looking for someone to spend some quality time with tonight DJ MY SONN: Fine! How are U? GuzzlingGrandma: I'm alright GuzzlingGrandma: about to give birth to my first baby DJ MY SONN: How far along are you? GuzzlingGrandma: 8 months, 31 days and 15 minutes, I'm in the hospital right now DJ MY SONN: Are you experiencing labor pains? GuzzlingGrandma: some. not enough to call the nurse though DJ MY SONN: Did you get a chance to go through the lamaz classes? GuzzlingGrandma: yeah, I did all that stuff! GuzzlingGrandma: are you happy for me? DJ MY SONN: Very!!!!! GuzzlingGrandma: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GuzzlingGrandma: It's getting hard for me to type  DJ MY SONN: Do you what you are going to have? GuzzlingGrandma: I sure do! GuzzlingGrandma: a BABY! DJ MY SONN: Good Luck!!! GuzzlingGrandma: I don't get your screen name DJ MY SONN: My son is named after me & D is the first letter of my name & J is for Jr. DJ MY SONN: My son is two now! GuzzlingGrandma: my baby is trying to come out! GuzzlingGrandma: hey! GuzzlingGrandma: talk to me! DJ MY SONN: I'm sorry, I got alittle busy. GuzzlingGrandma: well, I'm pretty busy too! GuzzlingGrandma: I'm giving birth! DJ MY SONN: Are you married? GuzzlingGrandma: my husband left me...he said I take the computer with me everywhere I go and he hates that DJ MY SONN: Well, I don't think that's so bad.... you don't have the urge to name your child P.C or Mcintosh , or Dell ... Do you? GuzzlingGrandma: I don't get that. lpgfewjp GuzzlingGrandma: sorry about that....the nurse is working down there DJ MY SONN: What's your nurse's name? GuzzlingGrandma: dawn DJ MY SONN: Tell Dawn that I said Hello!!! GuzzlingGrandma: okay, hold on DJ MY SONN: Are you going to take pictures of the birth and email them to me? GuzzlingGrandma: that's gross!! GuzzlingGrandma: okay DJ MY SONN: Well I have to go now! Good luck in the future! GuzzlingGrandma: wait! GuzzlingGrandma: the baby is coming out! GuzzlingGrandma: it's a.... GuzzlingGrandma: it's a...... GuzzlingGrandma: it's aliveeeee! DJ MY SONN: Are you sure? GuzzlingGrandma: yes I am GuzzlingGrandma: it's walking around shaking people's hands DJ MY SONN: Does it look like you? GuzzlingGrandma: yeah it does...except for the blood and stuff DJ MY SONN: Blood is common with c-sections GuzzlingGrandma: oh GuzzlingGrandma: is the head falling off common too? GuzzlingGrandma: cause the head just fell off GuzzlingGrandma: what do I do now? DJ MY SONN: You must of had a boy, because boys are always losing their heads. GuzzlingGrandma: yeah, but his head is on the floor GuzzlingGrandma: it's not attached to his neck DJ MY SONN: Is he crying though? DJ MY SONN: If he is then hurry up and attach it to his shoulders before its too late!!!!! GuzzlingGrandma: I did GuzzlingGrandma: he's okay GuzzlingGrandma: oh great! DJ MY SONN: Is he crying now? GuzzlingGrandma: now he's eating his own poo! GuzzlingGrandma: lol DJ MY SONN: What color is his poo? GuzzlingGrandma: it's light brown DJ MY SONN: That sounds bad you may need to schedule an appointment for him and get that checked out. GuzzlingGrandma: I just tasted some of my newborn's son poo DJ MY SONN: Got to go... I'm serious this time I've got a thousand things to get done by noon Friday. BYE GuzzlingGrandma:: wait Previous message was not received by DJ MY SONN because of error: User DJ MY SONN is not available. |
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