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I Have a Weinee Some lonely people don't really realize how lonely they are until the wee hours of the morning. That's when a pretty woman "accidentally" instant messages them! Then their night gets a little more interesting. Then they skip almost ALL talk to get right into the cyber sex. Then they go to bed lonely and frustrated. We are, as always, "CaliGirlBlade45." CaliGirlBlade45: who is this? Caber908: what? CaliGirlBlade45: i said, "who is this?" Caber908: 26 m nyc who is this? CaliGirlBlade45: 21 f ca, jenny CaliGirlBlade45: maybe i got the screen name wrong? Caber908: how did you get my screename? CaliGirlBlade45: sorry to bother you Caber908: lol CaliGirlBlade45: i thought this was someone else Caber908: no its ok, hi jenny im dave nice to meet you CaliGirlBlade45: oh, hi CaliGirlBlade45: forgot you were there CaliGirlBlade45: so, whats up in nyc? Caber908: nm gettng ready for bed, where in cali are you CaliGirlBlade45: i guess we can chat while i wait for the benny to show up CaliGirlBlade45: mid section Caber908: who is benny? CaliGirlBlade45: just a friend CaliGirlBlade45: whom i thought i was im'ing CaliGirlBlade45: but it turned out to be you Caber908: lol ok CaliGirlBlade45: so i'll just wait for him to im me now Caber908: have you ever been to nyc? Caber908: ok i will help you pass the time ahaha CaliGirlBlade45: no, i've never been CaliGirlBlade45: what, you gonna give me a tour? CaliGirlBlade45: i've never even really heard much about it Caber908: sure come on over lol Caber908: you havent heard about nyc? CaliGirlBlade45: well, i know its new york state, but i've never HEARD much about it CaliGirlBlade45: nobody talks about it much over here Caber908: what do you do for fun jenny CaliGirlBlade45: i'm a bartender, so i spend a lot of time doing whatever i can to make money CaliGirlBlade45: trying to pay for acting school CaliGirlBlade45: that way i can be an actress. you know, the women in movies. Caber908: sounds good Caber908: what do you look like CaliGirlBlade45: like, how do you mean? CaliGirlBlade45: like, what do i look like? CaliGirlBlade45: physically? Caber908: yes CaliGirlBlade45: a proud brunette CaliGirlBlade45: pretty tan Caber908: pic? CaliGirlBlade45: hold on, i think benny might be here.... Caber908: ok CaliGirlBlade45: dang, it wasn't him CaliGirlBlade45: okay, pic CaliGirlBlade45: well, we just met..sorta CaliGirlBlade45: lets get to know each other some more CaliGirlBlade45: unless...you have a pic? Caber908: yes i have a pic CaliGirlBlade45: ok, what the hell CaliGirlBlade45: you there? Caber908: yeah waiting for your pic CaliGirlBlade45: oh, sorry CaliGirlBlade45 wants to directly connect.  (This is Studio 8's good friend, Heather. I hope she's not mad that we used her picture, but this pic is already in THIS PICTURE STORY anyway!) Caber908: there ya go im on the right  Caber908: what would yuo rather be doing right now jenny Caber908: yes i did CaliGirlBlade45: wow, i'd rather not be waiting for benny CaliGirlBlade45: and doing something a little more risque' Caber908: like what? CaliGirlBlade45: something crazy CaliGirlBlade45: anything CaliGirlBlade45: whatcha good for>? Caber908: im good for something more exciting than aol lol CaliGirlBlade45: lol what could be more exxciting? Caber908: you tell me CaliGirlBlade45: you started this, buddy CaliGirlBlade45: you tell me CaliGirlBlade45: this is your game Caber908: haha id rather be doing something that takes more energy CaliGirlBlade45: like running a marathon? Caber908: yeah u got me lol Caber908: what would u rather be doing, whats your risque thing CaliGirlBlade45: well, at the bar, i used to flash people for extra tips! CaliGirlBlade45: but thats childs play Caber908: haha do u have any tattoos or piercings? CaliGirlBlade45: you're going to laugh CaliGirlBlade45: first of all, no tat's CaliGirlBlade45: USED to have a piercing CaliGirlBlade45: but it had to get taken out Caber908: where and how come CaliGirlBlade45: i had a clit ring for a week, but it was too much Caber908: how so CaliGirlBlade45: laugh at me if you want CaliGirlBlade45: this is weird Caber908: im not laughing CaliGirlBlade45: but anyway CaliGirlBlade45: yeah right CaliGirlBlade45: but Caber908: did it do anything for ya CaliGirlBlade45: it was too stimulating CaliGirlBlade45: like, when I'd exercise - orgasm Caber908: damn CaliGirlBlade45: cross my legs and bounce a little - orgasm CaliGirlBlade45: pour water on it - orgasm CaliGirlBlade45: things like that CaliGirlBlade45: it just got out of control Caber908: horndog huh lol CaliGirlBlade45: ya think? lol Caber908: are you right now lol CaliGirlBlade45: should i be? are you? Caber908: i asked you first CaliGirlBlade45: i do get a little aroused when i think about that stuff CaliGirlBlade45: but that was the me of yesteryear Caber908: oh ok Caber908: how old are you again? CaliGirlBlade45: 21 CaliGirlBlade45: I'd much rather a person do the work CaliGirlBlade45: than a piece of metal Caber908: true true CaliGirlBlade45: i got your picture Caber908: so now that uve opened up to me, what would u like to be doing right now lol Caber908: good good CaliGirlBlade45: you haven't opened up to me! CaliGirlBlade45: i'll open up more if you open up some Caber908: ok ask me stuff then CaliGirlBlade45: tell me about the first time you felt the kiss of a woman Caber908: lol it was in 5th grade and she was in 6th and i had no idea what i was doing CaliGirlBlade45: on a scale of 1-14, how passionate was it? Caber908: 1 CaliGirlBlade45: was there any blood? Caber908: kissing? no CaliGirlBlade45: tell me about your first time fingering a girl or feeling up on her tits Caber908: why dont u tell me about ur first time with a guy CaliGirlBlade45: My first time was crazy CaliGirlBlade45: i didn't even know the guy CaliGirlBlade45: he snuck in my window (i lived in a bad neighborhood) CaliGirlBlade45: i recognized him from school, but he was a lot older CaliGirlBlade45: and it just happened Caber908: this story isnt believable lol CaliGirlBlade45: it was weird, especially looking back CaliGirlBlade45: i know CaliGirlBlade45: i know i know i know Caber908: was it worth it? CaliGirlBlade45: at the time, no CaliGirlBlade45: but now, i mean CaliGirlBlade45: who cares? Caber908: fav positions? CaliGirlBlade45: life is just that, life. why not have cool experiences? CaliGirlBlade45: doggy Caber908: whys that? CaliGirlBlade45: gets deeper CaliGirlBlade45: duh CaliGirlBlade45: i think all girls like that best, its just that it is very informal and sometimes the penis gets in your asshole Caber908: i know and i agree with ya my fav too CaliGirlBlade45: so they wont admit it CaliGirlBlade45: but me, i'll admit to anything Caber908: 1-10 how horny are you Caber908: be honest lol CaliGirlBlade45: if i've done it, i should have no problem talking about it CaliGirlBlade45: be honest? CaliGirlBlade45: you first Caber908: i asked first CaliGirlBlade45: i went first last time Caber908: 7 Caber908: u? CaliGirlBlade45: me, 3 Caber908: damn not that much huh CaliGirlBlade45: looking at that picture brought me down a couple of notches Caber908: ouch lol CaliGirlBlade45: who's that girl? Caber908: friend CaliGirlBlade45: she's cute CaliGirlBlade45: ever fucked her? Caber908: no i havent CaliGirlBlade45: why not? Caber908: just friends CaliGirlBlade45: man, you should give it a try CaliGirlBlade45: she has nice DSL's Caber908: i didnt mean to cause u to go down a few notches haha CaliGirlBlade45: oh, haha CaliGirlBlade45: it's ok Caber908: any more pics? CaliGirlBlade45: i'd have to search a lot CaliGirlBlade45: i'd rather talk Caber908: give me a call lol CaliGirlBlade45: for what? Caber908: to talk CaliGirlBlade45: are we dating or something? Caber908: no lol Caber908: im just going to go to bed then Caber908: if u dont want to CaliGirlBlade45: if we were, i'd be fucking your shit out right now Caber908: sounds good CaliGirlBlade45: why CaliGirlBlade45: ? CaliGirlBlade45: no offense, but you are being a fucking puss in boots Caber908: huh? CaliGirlBlade45: IN BOOTS Caber908: im going to bed in a few getting off the comp CaliGirlBlade45: why dont you do something to me? CaliGirlBlade45: like pull my hair, something CaliGirlBlade45: be interesting CaliGirlBlade45: is this benny? Caber908: no CaliGirlBlade45: hey benny Caber908: is this jenny? lol CaliGirlBlade45: Benny and Jenny 4 Eva CaliGirlBlade45: Not Jenny and You CaliGirlBlade45: You ruined it Caber908: what did i ruin CaliGirlBlade45: Benny is mad at me now CaliGirlBlade45: Benny+Jenny= Heart Caber908: well if you dont want to call im going to sleep CaliGirlBlade45: You'd better start calling Benny if you want to salvage this CaliGirlBlade45: This, this problem you've caused Caber908: i guess u aren't calling, goodnight CaliGirlBlade45: this conversation shouldn't have happened, you were innocent CaliGirlBlade45: my clit ring - wasn't a clit ring CaliGirlBlade45: it was an earring CaliGirlBlade45: it didnt give me orgasms, it gave me an ear ache Caber908: ok CaliGirlBlade45: That picture I sent you...that girl CaliGirlBlade45: ....it wasn't me CaliGirlBlade45: it's my little sister CaliGirlBlade45: I'm Jonny Caber908: wheres ur pic CaliGirlBlade45: Jenny's big sister Caber908: johnny?? CaliGirlBlade45: you and your pics CaliGirlBlade45: no, not johnny CaliGirlBlade45: jonny CaliGirlBlade45: j-o-n-n-y CaliGirlBlade45: thats how you spell it Caber908: k CaliGirlBlade45: don't be embarassed CaliGirlBlade45: this was supposed to be benny CaliGirlBlade45: he was supposed to be here Caber908: so where are ur pics CaliGirlBlade45: whats it with you and pics? CaliGirlBlade45: huh? Caber908: whats with you and making stuff up lol CaliGirlBlade45: Shutup CaliGirlBlade45: how about that Caber908: lol CaliGirlBlade45: i want to call you right now Caber908: y Caber908: i dont even know if you are a girl or not now lol CaliGirlBlade45: i'm a girl Caber908: and u want to call for what? CaliGirlBlade45: just give me your number Caber908: 646 831 3299 Caber908: u have 2 min i need to go to sleep soon CaliGirlBlade45: i'm not calling that number CaliGirlBlade45: i want to stop talking to you Caber908: lol Caber908: ok Caber908: goodnight then CaliGirlBlade45: this was a waste of my time Caber908: u asked for my # why was it a waste CaliGirlBlade45: i have a weinee CaliGirlBlade45: think about that Caber908: ok i knew that Caber908: thats why i didnt give you a real number CaliGirlBlade45: i have a weinee CaliGirlBlade45: I HAVE A WEINEE Caber908: goodnight johnny |
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