FannieBeenerface (11:37:54 PM): Hello!
Answerman154 (11:37:59 PM): hey
FannieBeenerface (11:38:11 PM): I have two sons.
Answerman154 (11:38:23 PM): i have none
FannieBeenerface (11:38:36 PM): Well, one day, you will know how I feel!
FannieBeenerface (11:38:41 PM): It's a jungle in here!
Answerman154 (11:38:45 PM): i bet
Answerman154 (11:39:47 PM): how old are you
FannieBeenerface (11:41:16 PM): I'm 44 years old.
FannieBeenerface (11:41:22 PM): more like years young! lol
Answerman154 (11:41:25 PM): haha
FannieBeenerface (11:41:50 PM): Thank you.
FannieBeenerface (11:42:24 PM): It's been quite a while since I've talked to a young man like yourself
FannieBeenerface (11:42:31 PM): more like quite a smile!
Answerman154 (11:42:33 PM): really
FannieBeenerface (11:43:13 PM): So, do you think you could keep up with me?
FannieBeenerface (11:43:25 PM): You know, shopping, cooking, cleaning, the whole 9 yards!
Answerman154 (11:43:52 PM): oh i know i could, the question is can you keep up with me
FannieBeenerface (11:44:12 PM): What is that supposed to mean....
Answerman154 (11:44:39 PM): ive got the stamina of a horse
Answerman154 (11:44:40 PM): haha
Answerman154 (11:44:49 PM): i dont know i was just messin with you
FannieBeenerface (11:44:55 PM): I bet you could clean a house in 10 minutes flat!
FannieBeenerface (11:45:05 PM): takes a lady like me all the live long day!
Answerman154 (11:45:27 PM): well all i have is a one bedroom apartment so it takes me no time flat
Answerman154 (11:46:57 PM): and all i have is a dog and myself to clean up after
FannieBeenerface (11:47:40 PM): You are making me feel like less of a woman
Answerman154 (11:47:49 PM): how so?
FannieBeenerface (11:48:05 PM): Talking about your bedroom and your horses
Answerman154 (11:48:17 PM): im sorry
Answerman154 (11:48:22 PM): ill make you feel like a woman
FannieBeenerface (11:49:31 PM): Well, I would appreciate that!
Answerman154 (11:49:38 PM): how would you like me to do that
FannieBeenerface (11:50:23 PM): I love my sons!
Answerman154 (11:50:33 PM): i didnt say anything bad
Answerman154 (11:50:41 PM): or think that way
Answerman154 (11:50:48 PM): yet, hahahaa, jk
FannieBeenerface (11:50:55 PM): Tisk Tisk!
FannieBeenerface (11:51:14 PM): Fannie should alert America Online right now!
Answerman154 (11:51:28 PM): that would be mean
Answerman154 (11:52:19 PM): so whats on your mind
FannieBeenerface (11:52:33 PM): Mostly my sons!
Answerman154 (11:52:54 PM): alright
Answerman154 (11:52:56 PM): how old are they
FannieBeenerface (11:53:01 PM): 3 and 15
FannieBeenerface (11:53:13 PM): But if beauty were ages, they would be in the thousands already! lol
Answerman154 (11:53:23 PM): haha
Answerman154 (11:53:27 PM): my little sister is 13
FannieBeenerface (11:53:41 PM): I see a Heart Connection!
Answerman154 (11:53:46 PM): haha
FannieBeenerface (11:53:49 PM): (that's a little something I say sometimes)
Answerman154 (11:54:05 PM): cool
FannieBeenerface (11:56:11 PM): A Man's Home is His Castle. Until the Queen Arrives!
Answerman154 (11:56:22 PM): haha
FannieBeenerface (11:57:23 PM): A Hug is a Great Prize, One Size Fits All!
Answerman154 (11:57:41 PM): thats a cool slogan
FannieBeenerface (11:58:07 PM): Yes, I would say it was "cool" myself!
Answerman154 (11:58:31 PM): are we making fun of me
FannieBeenerface (11:59:41 PM): Lord, if You Won't Make me Skinny, Please Make My Friends Fat!
Answerman154 (11:59:52 PM): haha
Answerman154 (12:00:08 AM): i always keep at least one fat friend around
FannieBeenerface (12:00:35 AM): Eat. Drink. Remarry!
Answerman154 (12:02:40 AM): are you divorced?
FannieBeenerface (12:03:16 AM): I don't want to talk about that...
Answerman154 (12:03:31 AM): ok, my bad
Answerman154 (12:05:16 AM): what would you like to talk about then
FannieBeenerface (12:05:30 AM): Anything else, please.
Answerman154 (12:05:57 AM): what do you do for fun
FannieBeenerface (12:06:20 AM): I write columns for a local newspaper!
FannieBeenerface (12:06:24 AM): Would you like to read one?
Answerman154 (12:06:30 AM): sure
FannieBeenerface (12:08:03 AM): I'm going to send you some poetry too
FannieBeenerface (12:08:46 AM):
My heart is on fire
Burning with desire
Flames erupting my soul
My only chance is desire

Squeeze the blood from inside this pain
Yearning for more than a piece
Your pumpkin pie reminds me of youth
Playing with sisters and jumping around

Answerman154 (12:10:34 AM): thats pretty cool
FannieBeenerface (12:10:53 AM): Thank you.
FannieBeenerface (12:10:59 AM): What are your favorite parts?
Answerman154 (12:11:29 AM): the first part you sent me
FannieBeenerface (12:11:55 AM): Why that part?
Answerman154 (12:12:41 AM): cause i tend to lead my life through my feelings and it just sorta reminds me of myself
FannieBeenerface (12:13:39 AM): Do you do any poetry?
Answerman154 (12:13:51 AM): no, I'm not good at it
FannieBeenerface (12:14:00 AM): Do you want to try?
FannieBeenerface (12:14:15 AM): I write freestyle poetry (from my heart) all the time
Answerman154 (12:14:32 AM): no that's ok, I'm a musician, I express myself that way
FannieBeenerface (12:14:58 AM): Would you please try? For Fannie?
Answerman154 (12:15:13 AM): I really suck at it
FannieBeenerface (12:15:22 AM): I bet you're great at it
Answerman154 (12:15:30 AM): not according to my teachers
Answerman154 (12:15:31 AM): haha
FannieBeenerface (12:15:37 AM): You seem like the type who is able to go get em' no matta' what!
Answerman154 (12:15:57 AM): the only kind of writing I'm good at is like essays and stuff
FannieBeenerface (12:16:25 AM): Have you ever tried?
Answerman154 (12:16:39 AM): yeah, didn't do so well
Answerman154 (12:19:49 AM): I don't do so well with poetry
Answerman154 (12:20:02 AM): its hard for me to express myself like that
FannieBeenerface (12:20:25 AM): Try, please!
Answerman154 (12:22:55 AM): im trying
Answerman154 (12:24:32 AM): think of something for me real quick
FannieBeenerface (12:26:32 AM): Your passion
FannieBeenerface (12:26:35 AM): Tonight
FannieBeenerface (12:26:36 AM): The lights
FannieBeenerface (12:26:43 AM): Your music
Answerman154 (12:28:43 AM): nice
Answerman154 (12:28:47 AM): i like that
FannieBeenerface (12:30:05 AM): Your turn
FannieBeenerface (12:30:06 AM): About me
Answerman154 (12:30:21 AM): ok ill try
Answerman154 (12:31:28 AM): how do you describe perfection with mere words
Answerman154 (12:31:48 AM): but along with thoughts and feelings
Answerman154 (12:31:52 AM): how bout that?
FannieBeenerface (12:34:39 AM): Very Decent, Mister!
Answerman154 (12:34:46 AM): see, told you I'm not that good
FannieBeenerface (12:35:09 AM): It's ok!
Answerman154 (12:36:09 AM): thanks
Answerman154 (12:37:27 AM): so...what's up
FannieBeenerface (12:51:53 AM): I would like another poem!
Answerman154 (12:52:18 AM): it took a lot just to get that one
Answerman154 (12:52:32 AM): i need to get to know you more before i can start dishing out poems
FannieBeenerface (12:52:32 AM): Give me one more before I go to sleepy!
Answerman154 (12:54:13 AM): I don't know if I can come up with another one that quickly
Answerman154 (12:55:32 AM): give me another one
FannieBeenerface (12:56:06 AM): Give me a topic, you!
Answerman154 (12:56:31 AM): love
FannieBeenerface (12:57:06 AM): Easy!
FannieBeenerface (12:57:10 AM): Love to Me
FannieBeenerface (12:57:13 AM): What's Love To You?
FannieBeenerface (12:57:18 AM): My love to you is like Me
FannieBeenerface (12:57:26 AM): For, Me to Love a Man Like You...
FannieBeenerface (12:57:36 AM): Would be a loving child!
Answerman154 (12:58:00 AM): I'm not a kid
Answerman154 (12:58:01 AM): haha
FannieBeenerface (1:01:21 AM): A kid at heart?
Answerman154 (1:01:39 AM): of course, I love going out and playing
Answerman154 (1:01:46 AM): and watching cartoons
Answerman154 (1:01:47 AM): haha
FannieBeenerface (1:01:50 AM): Oh, God!
Answerman154 (1:01:59 AM): haha
Answerman154 (1:02:04 AM): im easily amused
Answerman154 (1:03:17 AM): i really don't watch cartoons i was just playing
FannieBeenerface (1:07:05 AM): Goodnight for me, pudding!
Answerman154 (1:07:19 AM): goodnight and sweet dreams
Answerman154 (1:07:25 AM): you going to talk to me again sometime?
FannieBeenerface (1:07:41 AM): Sure will!
Answerman154 (1:07:51 AM): ok good
Answerman154 (1:08:05 AM): maybe we will talk tomorrow then
FannieBeenerface (1:08:26 AM): Maybe so!
Answerman154 (1:08:35 AM): see ya later